A Grisly Tale

About the lives of bears for years A Czech and Pole were keen. But neither had in their careers A grizzly ever seen. They therefore flew to Yellowstone With data they'd compiled To find and study on their own Some grizzlies in the wild. "It's mating season, so beware," They heard a ranger say. "We need to know you're safe out there, So call us every day." The calls arrived for five days straight, But then no more were heard. Officials said investigate To find what had occurred. The rangers searched both day and night And hope was growing dim. A pair then found the camping site, But what they saw was grim. Some bears had torn the camp to shreds. The men were not around. But luckily the female's treads Observant rangers found. They followed, killed, and sliced the bear To stomach contents scan. The Pole's remains were clearly there, But not the other man. One ranger said, "It does appear We've searched to no avail." The other nodded, "Yes, I fear The Czech is in the male."