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A Great Bedtime Elixir

A giant glass of warmed up milk A great bedtime elixir Don't know bout you, all my dear dear friends Prefer pie as a bedtime fixer Now I know I'm being extremely naughty But I'm in my eighties, by cracky Who gives a poop if I'm a contrary old geezer It's my right I've accepted my fate Always been known as a sweet old duffer Time to call a spade a spade Thought you knew me, sure fooled all youse guys The crankiest sapien made My most intimate friends know not to cross me To feel my wrath would be deadly They stay clear of any controversial subjects So they don't make the boat unsteady At one time in my life it was important to me To be loved and to have lotsa friends Not any more just couldn't give two hoots Eighty and nearing the end Who knows how much time we all have left No guarantees we'll even see tomorrow So from this day forward gonna make my own rules From now on gonna rest on my laurels LOL

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Date: 4/18/2022 11:09:00 AM
Don't get eating too much before bed, you'll have nightmares lol. Greetings from Turkey, hang in there. Tom
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/18/2022 11:16:00 AM
So you're off gallivanting again eh! Must be nice but stay away from Putin's thugs!!! Stay cool!
Date: 4/17/2022 11:40:00 AM
Hello Happy Jack, well i still see you as the sweet duffer. I do not see you the other way. Love, Da\rlene xxxx-oooo.
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 4/17/2022 4:25:00 PM
Hello Happy Jsck, this is how I see you. Love, Darlene xxxx-oooo.Your welcome.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/17/2022 1:58:00 PM
So sweet to say dear Darlene! XOX

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