A Glurmy Gleepcious Glorp

I plurm and glorp with every breath My existence defies and deifies death I splurp and glomph amongst your days Indistinguishable from mud and haze I slig and slorg, a dark breamy blaze with unctuous vim I sleam through your days and go about my large gorptious ways Slimy, I slawl in shades of grey leaving glossful drippings to mark my way and make your life gang aft agley as I spream and slorl in spurious ways and glurm and gleep with hideous gaze I sleam and glort in vorptious dark ways ‘Til you come undone And my sporphing’s won! My job’s complete – I’ve sprunked your flaze My job is done, I’ve gronked your days!