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A Girlie Under the Blanket

Last night my tortured mind did wander Imagined all the Hollywood starlets Wanted to squeeze me and cover me with kisses My body was their ultimate target Now I'm aware I have an amazing physique Young girlies would really die for But we all must conduct ourselves with order There's enough of me to share and more Long as my heart is able to hold out My all night stands still apply The stamina I possess is famous worldwide Some would love to love like this guy They're writing books bout my incredible stamina How I'm able to go on for hours It all comes down to an oversexed libido That provides my extraordinary powers Seriously thinking of loaning myself out At five hundred bucks per session Taking requests by email and by phone But I must be in bed by eleven I can't have any girlies under the blankets Need my beauty sleep every night Get ready for another day of teaching sex But whoa, what a great life despite © Jack Ellison 2015

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Date: 2/25/2015 2:46:00 PM
Sorry, didn't read this to Dragon. Santa Jack having one night stands might confuse him. And I don't want him going into gymnastics. It's bad enough he's in Yoga... and wants to do Polaties, what ever that is. Don't think we need a yuppie Dragon! Uh Uh! No way! I could never keep up with him if he was a yuppie, too... Think those papparazzi are feeding him ideas... They are talking about getting him on the Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition Cover or on 'Dragons R US' as The Dragon Next Door!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/25/2015 4:54:00 PM
"Santa Jack having one night stands" Now THAT would make the highlight reel!!! LOL xxx
Date: 2/25/2015 8:54:00 AM
Lol....like the confidence
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Date: 2/25/2015 8:57:00 AM
You betcha! LOL
Date: 2/25/2015 8:40:00 AM
....and there was me thinking libido was an outdoor public swimming pool. I award your verse a '7' for the heroic stamina of it's author ( I can't even say 'Lothario' without stopping for a cup of tea and a lie down- ask my missus).
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Date: 2/25/2015 8:49:00 AM
OK you and I must have some connection from way back! Maybe went to the same class for wannabe stand-ups!!! LOL Cheers!!!
Date: 2/25/2015 7:13:00 AM
Jack, nicely done. As a fellow old guy I salute you and your "stamina" and poetic prose! Well done!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/25/2015 7:42:00 AM
From this "fellow old guy" I thank you! LOL
Date: 2/25/2015 7:01:00 AM
You morphed the cliche 'one night stands' into an original 'all night stands'. Nice.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/25/2015 7:41:00 AM
Thanks Nick... 'twas fun!

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