A Funny Do Is a Funny Don'T

Don't laugh at people You may laugh at yourself Didn't I say "yourself"? Do you take things literally? Are you liberal? It depends on what you are asking Liberty - yeah Money - no So are you a conservative then? Money - no Liberty - yes True to form What form are you talking about? My form or your form? Are you touchy on some subjects? Why? Who is touching you? Come to the rescue Are you a little riding hood? No a wallflower Gee Why do you say so yourself? Why shouldn't I? Who would say for me? Tough as a nail are you? No tough as mashed potatoes I can be eaten Haha Are you done with all this bull s? Why? Are you done with yours? Time for number one What's that? Can you wait? I am doing number two Too much bsssss I am going to bed Good may the bug bite you