A Friend Indeed

No I have no social graces but my world is an oasis for the craziest of crazies in the town no I don't look like a model but I always have a bottle full of spirits and I'll help you drink 'em down I ain't got no cooth or manners and my life don't fit on planners but I welcome you if you should come around That is if it is't Tuesday for that really is my snooze day, and on Weekends,well I never can be found Monday morning I'm at church that may leave you in the lurch and on Thursday I'm moonlighting as a clown any other time is fine except Wednesday after nine and on Fridays when I try to get unwound so you see that I am here for you anytime my dear, with advice that you will find is true and sound.