A Fool and Miniscule

A Fool and Miniscule There was some fool who had little school With mind and brain which were miniscule Who often reminded me of a rendition Of what was supposed to be a Southern tradition. Now this guy I have heard is totally dumb Can't tell difference between finger and his thumb And on his pinky tries to put a thimble on Much attention with ignorance he has drawn. His poor appearance and behavior need control Unsatisfactory seems to now be his new goal Of someone else's diploma he even made a copy And when he did it turned out to be sloppy. So someone like that would you want to be? Delinquent and detriment to the community Who even has ivy which is all full of poison And has been using it as shaving lotion. Now his foolish face really has quite a rash While driving was discovered in a big crash With his life could never find any other way Is in heaven now after being declared DOA. James Thomas Horn Retired Veteran