A Fat Cat

A FAT CAT I have a cat the cat is fat I know, I know I can’t say that but she is plump from head to rump a slowly breathing furry lump I touched the cat she hissed and spat I guess because I called her fat A shiny lazer didn’t faze her I doubt she’d move if I tazed her Perhaps I’m just a little bitter cuz I just changed her “kitty” litter John G. Lawless 8/17/2015

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 8/18/2015 4:01:00 PM

I loved this one. I think silly stuff like this can be so FUN to read. Much better than a long boring serious poem! GREAT job. Was it for the Seuss contest by chance?

John Lawless
Date: 8/18/2015 8:29:00 PM

No again Andrea...I think this is more of a Shel Silverstein model.

Anu Nayak

Date: 8/17/2015 8:37:00 AM

dear John, a cute plumpy cat poem:-)....love, Anu:-)

John Lawless
Date: 8/18/2015 8:30:00 PM

Well, Anulaxmi, every now and then ya gotta let the little kid out....thanks for stopping by to comment.