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A Facebook Fantasy

Hey honey,will you be mine I've got the cutest chat-up line; What you see is what you get, Fly with me by private jet ! Vacation by the sunny Med'. My wealth has Wall street cred' Play your cards with great care, And perhaps some day we'll wed! I'll wine and dine you each day, On Caribbean sands we'll play; You'll shop in Harrods & Tiffany, Money's no expense with me ! Your beauty so dazzles me, It will make you a celebrity; Our love-match will be no dream, I'll sell it to Hello magazine. Inspired by Dr Ram's parody contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 6/6/2010 3:50:00 AM
Flung it out there with ease- Good write of a California-cation- so here's a Congrats for you my friend
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Date: 6/5/2010 9:34:00 PM
and the real let down, this kind of guy is making it all up! Very good parody writing, and congrats, Brian.
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Date: 6/5/2010 10:04:00 AM
This had me laughing, its so true these days, but not in my crowd. Oh well. Funny and well done.
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Date: 6/5/2010 9:29:00 AM
What a fun and delightful parody....it speaks of the rich and famous....like the covers of today's magazine rack! Well done, Brian...this is a winning twist on the orginal poem!! Congratlations!
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Date: 6/5/2010 8:36:00 AM
Great entry. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 6/5/2010 5:37:00 AM
Congrats Brian on your winning poem in the Parody contest with this exquisite write so excellent to define the parody... and well deserved victory today for u my friend.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/5/2010 2:50:00 AM
Thanks for the support, Brian and congrats on the win
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Date: 5/11/2010 7:55:00 PM
Wonderful Brian .. if for the contest..good luck as this is original and refreshing to the theme .. its a fun read too.. luv your play on words...luv.. Linda-Marie..
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Date: 5/11/2010 7:35:00 PM
Thanks for supporting my maiden contest, Brian
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Date: 5/11/2010 8:02:00 AM
I love this parody....I'm sure this often happens on Facebook...however, I'm sure some of those who sound as if they have so much to offer...turn out to be not quite so "tall dark and handsome .........or rich!!"
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Date: 5/11/2010 3:38:00 AM
Funny, there are so many of those millionaires out there, we all should get our selves one or two...HA!
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Date: 5/11/2010 1:16:00 AM
This is quite witty, Brian. Some years back I met a man online who had posted a very handsome photo. He wanted to meet, but when I sent the photo to a girlfriend she told me it was Antonio Banderes. I didn't know what to think until this self-described millionaire asked me to send him money. I reported him to the dating site and his profile disappeared. Your poem reminded me of this experience. And, no, I sent him no money. People Pfem misrepresent themselves on the Internet. Best. CD
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