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A Dirty Old Man

There's so many chickies walking round on the loose I dribble and drool like a silly old goose The older I become The more luscious their bums Sure would like to fondle and paddle their caboose © Jack Ellison 2015

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Tim Smith

Date: 10/18/2015 5:27:00 PM

Out looking at girls Jack lost his cool...dribbled and drooled and looked like a fool....his mouth couldn't speak...his pants sprung a leak...and let's not forget that he got kicked by a mule

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:52:00 PM

Love the girlies!!!!!

Michael Tor

Date: 10/18/2015 4:05:00 PM

Jack was laying in bed, His wife sadly said. I have a headache tonight, Will that be all right? Jack turned to her, and said that really hurts. He said take a tylenol you will be ok, She did, and five minutes later, Jack was on his way. Gmorning Jack.

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 8:51:00 PM

Tylenol the wonder drug plus the little blue pill!!! LOL

Viv Wigley

Date: 10/18/2015 1:31:00 PM

Looks like someone needs baseball mitts for Christmas.... nice Lim, you oldish tiger, you.... Regards, Viv

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 1:49:00 PM

Oldish tiger... old tiger! Still alive and kicking!!! LOL Cheers, Jack!

Carol Eastman

Date: 10/18/2015 11:11:00 AM

Oh no! Jacks back at it again... Just go to a Nursing home... and the Drooling will end... But be careful they don't snag YOUR rear end... Or you'll be stuck there my friend!

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 11:20:00 AM

"nursing home"!!!! I shudder when I hear those two words!!! Sure not ready YET!!! xxx

Theresa Cw

Date: 10/18/2015 8:49:00 AM

This one really gave me the giggles this fine October morn. Your always such a frisky young lad!! Love ya big huggaroooo's Theresa

Jack Ellison
Date: 10/18/2015 9:09:00 AM

"frisky"!!! YUP! That's me... we never lose the ability to gape and drool! LOL Go young chickies, go!!! Love to you sweet Theresa xoxox