A Demented Soul

The doctor injected something in me when I was just a embryo! I figured my mother was the enemy standing at the end of the rainbow. As a babe I use to take off my diaper and throw it at my baby sitter Sandy! When I was a kid I bullied other children out of their candy. In elementary my teacher asked what I would grow up to be? I stood in front of the class told her to kiss my azz and screamed like a banshee! I remember the first time I played "house" with the girl next door. She told me I was her pimp and she was my whore! Before school I would get drunk on Belvedere. I use to sit in class behind this nerd and thump him in the ear! As a teenager I thought I was being haunted. I would tell girls what they desired just to get what I wanted. I use to get into fights a lot. At 16 my Grandmomma caught me smoking pot! My first job was a McDonald's drive-thru. Customers would get an attitude, put me in a bad mood, So I put a booger in their "big-mac," smiled, and said "Sorry I was rude to you!" The year I turned 17, that Halloween I inhaled some gasoline. That night my sister caught me masturbating to a magazine! At 19 yrs old I became a world renowned gigolo. Not long after I was abducted by a UFO! I travelled constellations for over a decade. "Marvin The Martian" returned me to earth after our last Venus Crusade. It took me a couple years to readjust. Even today I still smell like moondust! And so I became a man with no self-control. I'll forever stand a demented soul!!! *Wrote for Olusequn Adelna contest "Make my head fall off (lol)" This poem is purely fictional, my morbid humor;) Visit me on facebook