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A Damson In Dis Dress

The Avon Lady sold her some lipstick in the colour of plum It was on special offer and she couldn't resist buying some Then she bought a purple dress to match her purple lips The purple pirate is about to find, he's really had his chips He was swashing his buckle and both his eyes were crossed As she squeezed his nuggets he admits she's the boss She unzips her dress to reveal violet underwear The pirate fell out of his hammock and banged his head on the chair His mistress in dis dress couldn't believe her eyes She removed his elephant thong and couldn't believe the size It was like a flagpole but was lying at half mast To raise it was a challenge if he failed he’d be aghast She stood before the pirate in her purple underwear He was really into boobies and boy has she got a pair He stuck his head between them and she said ' Hey that's enough He couldn't hear a word she said, her boobs acted like ear muffs They caressed each other gently, she couldn’t believe what she was seeing His todger was gigantic, but can he use it for a little more than peeing? He deftly removed her panties and onto him she did climb When they finally came together the explosion was sublime My love you are a treasure and to you I did succumb We will be together forever and I’ll always dress in plum No other man can match your love and no other I will seek You can be my purple pirate every day of every week 10th June 2014 Submitted to Colours Contest Sponsored By Shadow Hamilton

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Date: 7/1/2014 9:37:00 PM
Jadazzle A fun and witty write that had me laughing and smiling from beginning to end. A creative story that keeps the readers interest with delight. Thank you for the nice comment on my Storms poem.
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Date: 7/2/2014 2:18:00 AM
This was originally written for Franks contest but the contest was cancelled so we posted it anyway. We always have such fun when we write together Robin I am the luckiest lady in the world to have such a wonderful person in my life. Hugs Jan xx
Date: 6/15/2014 7:35:00 PM
LOL, to the reply... Smile... Linda
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Date: 6/16/2014 11:31:00 AM
Oh Heck I've just seen he's replied to one of these comments OH BOY am I in trouble NOW! arghhhhh more dog house and no blanket this time! Jan xxx
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Date: 6/16/2014 11:30:00 AM
You know me well Linda LOL Darren and I tease each other mercilessly - such a good job we have never met LOL Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 6/10/2014 6:09:00 PM
LOL, Jan, I love your spirit.. I enjoy the way, play, and make sense of things. I promise I won't tell Darren a thing... :)
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Date: 6/10/2014 6:25:00 PM
Aww thanks Linda - the dog house is soooo cold and Darren wont even let me have a blanket and despite the fact it has central heating he wont turn it on! I so need to smile thanks Linda :-) hugs as ever Jan xxxxxx
Date: 6/10/2014 5:48:00 PM
Jan, I like the color purple, and by the looks of it so does Darren... a fiery poem.... love it...Linda
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Date: 6/12/2014 7:36:00 AM
Darren knows lol Dog biscuits for a whole week . You can have some too if you behave ,
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Date: 6/10/2014 5:55:00 PM
Thanks Linda we do appreciate your support - Darren is very naughty - I just go along for the ride hee hee - they joy of our poems is no one knows who has written which bits so I can blame all the naughtiness on him and smile. It was intended for Franks contest but that never materialised so we posted it anyway. Shhhh don't tell Darren about my reply or I will have to sleep in the dog house AGAIN LOL. Hugs Jan xxx
Date: 6/10/2014 2:23:00 PM
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this creation :-) Nicole
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Jan Allison
Date: 6/10/2014 3:08:00 PM
Thanks Nicole for the lovely comment. Darren and I have amazing fun when we write - this poem came out from a bit of banter over the colour purple. Hugs Jan xxxx
Date: 6/10/2014 8:40:00 AM
Nice one..lol....love the pirate theme...glad he didn't have to walk the plank
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Date: 6/10/2014 12:39:00 PM
LOL Tim we were working on this for Frank's colour theme contest but the contest never went ahead. I'm in dire need of laughing so we expanded on it and here it is:-) Hugs as ever Jan xxxxx

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