A Computer's Wish

Oh how I wish they would be patient with me, I need to be upgraded can’t they see. Maybe a new motherboard and processor is what I need, since everyone is interested in core clock speed. Possibly a high definition video card would do, with 3D quality to improve the view. What about that 24-bit Dolby digital sound card, clear enough to hear out in the yard. Can’t forget to add a new memory stick, at least 512 megabytes is what I would pick. It must have a Double Data Rate, and a Dual In-Line Memory Module to be great. We might end up needing more hard drive space, so put in a 120 Gig drive in the old ones place. With all these changes you’re about to make, there is one precaution you should take. Staying away from the static could be a perk, if in the end you want me to work. Then when I am up and ready to go, there is one thing you should know. Avoid opening e-mail messages from an unknown source, installing a good virus program would help of course. The only problem is that he never has any money you see, so I simply wish he would take care of me.