A Christmas Question

A Christmas Question Not being religious, There's a question I have that has puzzled me since I was ten My parents divorced when I was quite young And I guess I thought of this then Christmas is the story Of the birth of our lord Yours, mine, I'm really not sure But I often thought hard And it bothers me still What is Jesus' tie to a store? Retail it seems Makes Christmas seem right As long as you get what you want But I don't understand The connection between "made in china" and three ghosts who haunt But back to my question It's one I must ask Since my parents got divorced in a court If Jesus' father is truly our God Did he ever get sued for support?