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A Certain Cunning Ham Named Tom

There's a certain cunning ham named Tom Who once crafted limericks with aplomb Lately, no funny new lims Has Tom's funny bone dimmed -- NO His computer's been infected with ROM!

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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/17/2021 9:30:00 AM
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Lol, sorry I've only just found out about this one Gershon My funny bone is still there and making a comeback, Tom
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/18/2021 3:37:00 PM
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Looking forward to that funny bone vibrating again, Tom. Love you anyway, no matter what. Your friend, Gershon
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P.S. Awtry
Date: 12/8/2021 12:12:00 AM
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I have been pondering why you would call Tom a ham... I just got it. I think there's something wrong with my ROM :D Very clever.
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Valsa George
Date: 12/7/2021 8:03:00 PM
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Love this.... ! I too was wondering why this cunning tom doesn't write so much as before, these days... Your sense of humor stands out in the very usage of his name...
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Rico Leffanta
Date: 12/7/2021 11:03:00 AM
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Tom has had a tough time with that monkey on his back but, as you can see, his spirits are lifting . . . .
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/7/2021 6:03:00 PM
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That picture of Tom's is so hilarious.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 12/7/2021 5:52:00 AM
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Pretty cute Gershon 'cunning ham" love it!!!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/7/2021 6:02:00 PM
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Thanks, Mike. ~ Clever Meat Cleaver
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Marikate Kingston
Date: 12/6/2021 6:56:00 PM
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I swear that I used to have a french teacher named, Tom Cunningham. Funny poem. I can feel his pain, somedays my poetry brain wanes.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/6/2021 7:18:00 PM
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Well, were you living in London, about 20 minutes away from the Globe Theatre? If so, our Tom Cunningham was your teacher, alright! lol. :) gw

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