A Bad Marriage

A bad marriage is a gift from God Comes with a text message of love No letters or instructions required At this time all lines are occupied Please call again later The One who sends signals from above With best wishes for the test to come Wants only warm and cozy things for you Even fuzzy will do Looks for nothing in return Unconditional codes laid at the alter last Romanticism comes with a definition In a breath of fresh air from heaven Unobtainable, no money back guarantee Please remember to lower the toilet seat The quest for happiness is in constant flux A gentle kiss just out of reach Pink and blue doves chirp Having nothing better to do At a distance they listen to What the hell is wrong with you?!