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A Golf Tip

STEPS TO YOUR SUCCESS Get a .99 cent styro cooler Fill da cooler wit beer Put cooler in da golf cart You get in da cart wit it Roll out to da PGA Course Laugh, Joke, Relax When dat beer is Gone Da Game is Over! Go Home Say, "I almost won!" Do her proud! Den go back next week Might Win!

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Date: 6/1/2015 8:38:00 PM
ROFL, Judy!! Just too funny!! Way I would do it....if I played golf that is!!!
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Date: 5/18/2015 9:45:00 AM
A poetic snare to lure the curious and entrap the daring. Well written. Emile. #7
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 9:48:00 AM
Thank you
Date: 5/18/2015 2:16:00 AM
G'day Judy... the best ever description on golf that I have read that makes sense. Thank you for the cackle - Lindsay
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 3:32:00 PM
Thanks Lindsay...I like your poetry! Dot's Fo Sho!
Date: 5/17/2015 9:58:00 PM
Hahaha. Love your sense of humor here. Excellent. 7
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 3:33:00 PM
Many thank yous flowing your way! Wanna play some golf? LOL
Date: 5/17/2015 4:09:00 PM
you are so full of fun, Judy. Cute poem!!
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 3:34:00 PM
Not as much fun as you always are!
Date: 5/17/2015 3:44:00 PM
Love your humour, Judy:) Never played proper golf, but at least I can play crazy golf with my granddaughter! // hugs // paul
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 3:34:00 PM
Granddaughter golf...is the best golf there is!
Date: 5/17/2015 3:40:00 PM
lol I attempted to play gold Judy - had an amazing handicap - i couldn't hit the blinking ball:-( Hugs Jan xx
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Judy Konos
Date: 5/18/2015 3:35:00 PM
Blinking ball ....you go girl....thanks

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