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Facts about farting:

An average fart is made of:

59% nitrogen

21% hydrogen

9% carbon dioxide

7% methane

4% oxygen

1% hydrogen sulfide, the smelly part

100% original fart

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An average person farts 14 times a day

The most farts take place at night while sleeping

(http://zomoetdat.nl)

You blamed that fart of him ? Always blame it on the dog Lying ! Liars ! Lie ! The truth about lies Do not blame other This happens every time you fart I understand that it can required fees when cows farting Much air from four stomachs in a cow Large air pollution 29.03.2016 A-L Andresen :)

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Phyllis Babcock

Date: 4/17/2016 12:57:00 PM

Ha ha had me thinking something else at first but wait that is only farts we are counting. I am smiling ear to ear with this one. love phyl

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/17/2016 1:38:00 PM

- Glad it brought you a smile, dear Phyllis :) - Thanks for the comments and visit :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Dan Kearley

Date: 4/8/2016 3:00:00 PM

What are you all doing farting around here? Ha, ha... 14? Really? I'll have to keep track some day. I think I'm only at about 3 for the day so far? :o) =o0O

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/8/2016 3:14:00 PM

- .... you have more ........ just wait .... they come when you least expect it :)))) - A rare guest .......... nice to see you, Dan - hugs // f.e.f. :)

M Asim Nehal

Date: 4/1/2016 1:21:00 PM

Very interesting poem, subject is the source of fun. Nicely penned. Anne ....Hugs// Asim

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 4/1/2016 1:33:00 PM

- Some serious ..... and a little nonsense for fun, M. Asim :) -Thanks for the comment and visit :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus

Date: 3/31/2016 9:02:00 AM

Very funny, Anne Lise:) ... and informative, too:) And, yes, it's true, many dogs get blamed, poor creatures!! hugs // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/31/2016 11:33:00 AM

- If we put a plug in the ass on the cows ........ I think they will fly, because of too much air in their four stomachs ....poor creatures :) - Thanks for the comment and visit, Paul :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Nette Onclaud

Date: 3/30/2016 8:44:00 PM

this is hilarious, anne.. love your humor, lol.. do drop by my piece, " there is no time ".. huggs and happy day!

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/31/2016 8:25:00 AM

- Thanks for the comment and visit, Nette :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Ravi Sathasivam

Date: 3/29/2016 11:37:00 PM

Very interesting write. Yes, it is a farting poem but enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/30/2016 8:44:00 AM

- A completely natural thing ..........but, a "taboo" theme Ravi :) - Thanks for the comment and visit :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Bl Devnath

Date: 3/29/2016 5:29:00 PM

Wooooooow! i think instead air pollution fart makes nose pollution more. Funny ha ha ha.....to nice 7. Beautifully done with scientific analysis my lovely lovely friend. From today i shall try my best to keep control. If there have been a contest. surely you would have got first place. Loved always, bl

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/30/2016 8:34:00 AM

- Glad it brought you a smile, my friend Bl - Everybody must ..... but, trying to hide every fart :) - Thanks for the comment and visit :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Daniel Turner

Date: 3/29/2016 5:21:00 PM

I say," why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?" Love the humor Anne-Lise.

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/30/2016 8:29:00 AM

- Thanks for the comment and visit, Daniel :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Eve Roper

Date: 3/29/2016 2:56:00 PM

The picture is awesome I have to copy and save. Wonderful poem :-)

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/29/2016 2:59:00 PM

- Glad you liked it, Eve :) - Welcome to copy and save - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 3/29/2016 12:42:00 PM

Hilarious picture. The environmentalists tried that in Australia. It is more about control than a real concern for the environment. How are they going to fine all the free roaming herds of animals. They never make any sense in what they do. They are anti~ progress...full stop. Hugs, SuZ

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/29/2016 12:46:00 PM

- A truly stupid suggestion .......... I understand why some people think it's a joke - Thanks for the nice comment and visit, Suzanne :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 3/29/2016 12:07:00 PM

lol looks like we are having another farty party :-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/29/2016 12:18:00 PM

- 1st April ..... all year :) - Norwegian environmentalists !

Jan Allison
Date: 3/29/2016 12:15:00 PM

ha ha ha now if it was 1st April i could believe that comment about the cows lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 3/29/2016 12:13:00 PM

- You're the expert on funny farting, but the idea came after I read yours yesterday Jan - In Norway, there actually is a proposal to pay fees on cow farting ..... believe it or not :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)