911

"911, what is the emergency?" "Police here. An accident at The Hill. Jack was hurt. Send the EMS immediately." "EMS. May I help you?" "911 here. There was an accident at The Hill. A man injured." "EMS here. How bad was he hurt? "911 here. I'll check with the police." "911 here. Police, how bad was he hurt?" "Police here. All I could get out of Jill was he fell down and broke his crown. I didn't know we had Kings in this country." "911. EMS here at the scene of the accident. There is no one here. Did the man that called in give any more details?" "911, here. No I'll check with the police, EMS." "911 here. The police report they had a call reporting Dame Dodd was seen practicing medicine without a license. They arrested her. Seems she was applying vinegar and brown paper to the head of someone that fell down and broke his crown. Sorry I couldn't be of any more help, EMS. 911 out."