12 Minute Teeth
Dreamed I went to One Hour Choppers,
made me an impression, put it in the hopper,
took me 12 minutes to get some teeth,
made me feel like a low down thief,
paying only fifty dollars for them there teeth.
Until I sat me down and started to eat,
discovered I would not have to chew for a week,
thank the Lord for them 12 minute teeth.
I awoke feeling real weak, knowing full well
I had not lost any teeth, only evidence left
a heck of a whopper, too much drink, not enough stopper.
Hope I never need a One Hour Chopper.
Copyright © Mac Mcgovern | Year Posted 2010
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