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 They tell me that euphoria is the feeling of feeling wonderful,
well, today I feel euphorian,
Today I have the agility of a Greek god and the appetitite of a
Victorian.

Yes, today I may even go forth without my galoshes,
Today I am a swashbuckler, would anybody like me to buckle
any swashes?
This is my euphorian day,
I will ring welkins and before anybody answers I will run away.

I will tame me a caribou
And bedeck it with marabou.

I will pen me my memoirs.

Ah youth, youth! What euphorian days them was!
I wasn't much of a hand for the boudoirs,
I was generally to be found where the food was.

Does anybody want any flotsam?
I've gotsam.

Does anybody want any jetsam?
I can getsam.

I can play chopsticks on the Wurlitzer,
I can speak Portuguese like a Berlitzer.

I can don or doff my shoes without tying or untying the laces because
I am wearing moccasins,
And I practically know the difference between serums and antitoccasins.

Kind people, don't think me purse-proud, don't set me down as
vainglorious,
I'm just a little euphorious.

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