Have A Nice Day

 'Help, help, ' said a man.
 'I'm drowning.
'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.

'Help, help, ' said the man.
 'I'm not clowning.
'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.

Be patient dear man who is drowning, 
You, see I've got a disease.

I'm waiting for a Doctor J.
 Browning.

So do be patient please.
'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning.
 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '
'Not very long, ' said the man with the disease.
 'Till then try staying alive.
'
'Very well, ' said the man who was drowning.
 'I'll try and stay afloat.

By reciting the poems of Browning
And other things he wrote.
'
'Help, help, ' said the man with the disease, 'I suddenly feel quite ill.
'
'Keep calm.
' said the man who was drowning, ' Breathe deeply and lie quite still.
'
'Oh dear, ' said the man with the awful disease.
 'I think I'm going to die.
'
'Farewell, ' said the man who was drowning.

Said the man with the disease, 'goodbye.
'
So the man who was drowning, drownded
And the man with the disease past away.

But apart from that, 
And a fire in my flat, 
It's been a very nice day.

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