Slasher Poems

chainsaw massacre

...bureaucracy cull
a death by a thousand cuts ~
slasher   slash and burn 


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Humanity

...Murphy's Law

This law simply states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong;
if there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one...

Count

...Step by step - you follow me.
Step by step - I count to three.
Step by step - let's make a bet:
I'll give you a prise you won't forget.

One - I run down corridor.
Two - then, hide behind a doo...

trash

...Wow  that was a good one or was it number twelve?
Why is it that my inner critic sounds so much like Mark Imortell?
That’s the animal mint I’d guess
Just a loft in the spirits to put me in a sligh...

Halloween Carols

...Halloween carols ring growth and gore,
setting off those shivers on repeat;
They end with a scream forevermore;

Enough to make your skull hit the floor,
dressed as a slasher all nice and neat;
...

Steel Bougie

...He was a violent slasher in a movie,
there was no way for him to spook;
The murder weapon rather bougie;

A psychopath doesn’t frighten easy,
when a fear would rise he’d rebuke;
He was a violen...

Team Usa Going To Pieces

...One moment there was a time  

When things had to be done on a dime  

I will never decline  

A VHS treasure find  

If you get over the hypocrite's hatred of the dirty mind  

Image beaut...

Embarrassing Mornings

...My freshman year is ending and I’m as busy as a one-armed juggler. Of course covid is back. 
It reoccurs at the worst times, like a movie slasher long thought dead.

When we have something schedul...

Big Cat Circle Slasher

...The reflex of ego is to go toe to toe with evil
the more mental bloodshed the better...
But ego is a sloppy plodder with ill-conceived plans.
its artwork is far from perfected.
Too often the vict...

Footles On Folks Less Seemly- Spelling Edit

...Student Procrastinator

Grammar
Crammer

Multiple Casino Guy

Scrambler
Gambler

Casino Loser

Lamer 
Gamer

A Playboy’s Malady

Fun guy
Fungi

Slasher in Prison

Knifer
Lifer
...

Friday the Thirteenth 1980 Director Cuts

...Friday 
Why pray

Thirteenth
Heard scream

Warning 
Scorning 

Drug use
Smug youths

Jason
Lays in

Waiting 
Baiting 

Silent
Violent 

Slasher
Catch her

Smash in
Slash skin...

His Mother's Legend

...It all started with two kids 
Getting it for what they did 
Scripted it as taking it one step further from the flirty pass 
A teen camper and his lass 
All of a sudden rich Cunningham was making ...

Halloweenie Roast

...
Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté:
Fermented, sour liver compost

I know, 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
...

Halloweenie Roast

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Zotëri Count Dracula
is a terrible, Transylvanian host
Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down
fermented, sour liver compost

I know 
because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino
sa...

Scary Rhyme

...SCARY RHYME

Walking on talking screaming boards
Throat gurgling blood slashed from behind
Repugnance revulsion bodies ignored
Frightmovie disgust shocker fear combine
What's it to you zombie s...

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