Silly. Poems - Poems about Silly.

When a horrible commissioner was suddenly fired, team owners interviewed Big Mo. They told him, You're hired. Changes he made to the game were made right away. Protests which followed were completely ignored. And the first things removed were all the scoreboards. Big Mo outlawed all sales of meat. No burgers. No sushi. No hot dogs No barbecued beef. No sea food harvested from your favorite reef. Big Mo said The Game contained too much volatility, so...

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When business went from bad to worse and the Nookie Bookie (a pimp) with a curse saw the number of customers' trousers drop he took umbrage at an advertisement in the press inserted by the local knocking shop (where pleasure is a business) which was seen to say... RED LIGHT SPECIAL Too many hookers spoil the brothel Gentlemen today's the day you're in luck 2 for the price of 1 more BANG...

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FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP FLIP-FLOP GOING BAREFOOT FEELS FINE AT THE TIME YEAH AND SHOES DO TOO SOMETIMES I NEED SOMETHING LIGHT SOMETHING NOT QUITE SO TIGHT ONLY SANDALS WILL DO OF THE PACK I HAD MY PICK WISH I KNEW WHAT MAKES THEM TICK AND GET A HANDLE ON THESE MY BRAND NEW SANDALS THEY DIDN'T COST A LOT OF MONEY BUT WHEN I WALK MY FEET...

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Spoke to a bloke from Blighty whose wife wouldn't wear a nightie when she rolled over he told me her ankles were tangled then turned back her throat strangled all the more 'I can't retire' she sleepily said so instead she wore bloomers to bed ...

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I've oft been offered but not tempted by large helpings of pie in the sky from too many crooks who indeed the broth did spoil and so as not to be sullied by such greasy oil I stay out of their kitchen not because I can't stand the heat but what's on their menu ain't my cup of meat apple or cherry by the slice...

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In the next life if reincarnated as a mayfly I am designated it's good enough for me with nothing but fun for twenty-four hours (under the sun) until the race is run bonking here bonking there I'll be bonking everywhere non-stop until I drop ...

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In swim trunks, the balls were out. Each one scored a mighty shout. digressed to a maul, in a beachside brawl Winners here in serious doubt. ...

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a woman lived in a tippy toppy world. went by the plain name of old Gerald. her husband's name was Hannah, and had a son called Susanna. she would butter her jam, and eat her toast with grainy sand. she put her knickers on her toes, and wore her shoes on her nose. everyone walked on their hands, upon the tippy toppy lands, a place...

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Wise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same. For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.” Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth, “If two-thirty appointment, timely arrive, open wide, north and south.” Smart dry cleaner say, “When laundering get old, ironing fatigues. Fresh stuff, no fluff nor fold, we take...

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What's true for you even if it is insanity may not be the same for me as we each have our own reality 'There's two sides to every coin' some are said to say 'But what about the edge, when one is on display, showing tails and the obverse?' as a numismatist I insist even a mirror reflects the reverse yet when confronted with a conundrum maybe...

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One of the clowns in my circus wants to be ringmaster and crack the whip one of the sailors on board my boat wants to be captain and steer the ship but there's only room for one under the big tophat my dear so they're both out of luck and the buck stops here I have the last and final say tho' not one...

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"Eat your veggies," as a nipper I was told but I'd hide 'em on me lap so Mum wouldn't scold then all the quicker feed 'em to the dish-licker before they were even cold now I'm older not sadder but wiser and do enjoy a tasty appetiser they may appear to look like a pear here's a myth I wish to quash tho'...

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“Why is it called a toothbrush?” (he asked rhetorically) as I use it to brush more than one it makes no sense to me surely 'teethbrush' would be correct for dental care and gums so from now on that's what I'll use to remove food residue between my teeth while I still have some ...

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Consider the man in the street if you will what's he doing there standing stock-still maybe like the chicken he's crossing the road and half-way over with nothing better to do only slowed to admire the view perhaps he's pushing his luck for remaining stationary no doubt about it he'll be hit by a van car lorry or truck let's hope it's not...

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With coriander cumin turmeric basmati rice saffron and spice onions chilli peppers and all things nice with chapati and chutney a samosa or two naan for starters rogan josh vindaloo not eye-watering but tasty is best tandoori tikka masala korma's a meal with zest chicken lamb chickpeas or lentils a dinner for two you do not hurry allow what you've got to simmer in the pot if you want a...

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