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I have finally used up all my COVID toilet paper Am still finding MASKS in various places The rubber glove supply is slowly waning The alcohol wipes dried up six months ago The foot prints in the supermarket have totally faded I’ve even seen people in the checkout lines talking So much for six degrees of separation Hand shakes are making a...

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Categories: silly., fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Creative Potato
Creativity comes and goes. That’s what she believes, she named Cho. Cho happens to be a potato. Creativity comes and goes because Cho just knows. When Cho the potato gets creative, She eases in with simple watercolor. Creativity starts to be invasive as her mind races for more, oh brother. Oils, dance, pottery, and art,...

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Categories: silly., art, child, children, creation,
Form: Rhyme



Nick Knack Paddy Whack
Paddy was a hit man for the Irish Mob hired to be slick and do a whack job but he didn't have the knack or know the trick without being caught and put in the nick behind bars but not the sort one might think where a few jars may be bought and he did so love a drink more than one too many was his undoing the cause...

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Categories: silly., drink, fun, humorous, prison,
Form: Rhyme
Holy Roller
There once was an old Pope from Rome who had the Good Book a huge tome an altar ego and mass appeal so he made the Vatican home 2015 he addressed the environment on climate change caused by man and issued a Catholic Church encyclical the first-ever since Popes began let's trust instructing his cardinals to avoid any more scandals when pontificating and preaching to...

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Categories: silly., fun, humorous, silly, word
Form: Rhyme
The Camel
If a camel is the ship of the desert then speaking equally a ship is the camel of the sea altho' a camel can go without water for up to seven months a ship without water on which to float is neither a barque a barge nor boat as the camel needs food to get over the humps it seems like a dromedary conundrum to...

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Categories: silly., animal, boat, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Hairy Freedom
My hair is wild, as wild as can be. It sticks out in all sorts of places, It goes through many fits and stages, You can’t imagine the myriad of gazes! I have curls to a large degree. They won’t listen to my plea. My hair demands to be free....

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Categories: silly., child, childhood, children, daughter,
Form: Rhyme
Voracious Appetite
Around the kitchen I was bumbling with pots and pans see me fumbling for something yummy with an empty tummy it was rumbling took a long hard look and now I'm mumbling as there's not a lot to cook but bread crusts crumbling long past their sell-by date it's ever-so humbling but there's no point at all this late in grumbling about standing the heat or beating a retreat but better yet...

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Categories: silly., food, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
H2O
I'm more watery than women under the skin altho' my body's composed of 6 chemical elements within and all that remains to go with the flow is approx. 60% H2O and the gravity of the situation maintains if I stand on my head or hands or do cartwheels (head under heels) (tho' I prob'ly shouldn't oughta) on the cranium I'll have water (hydrocephalus) then again who knows how else would I...

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Categories: silly., fun, humorous, silly, water,
Form: Rhyme
Clout: Vital Elixir - Take Only as Prescribed
To make it on the stage, in this day and age, I'm convinced, Contacts and Clout are what it's all about. Woke up this mornin', feelin' all washed out, went down to the local drugstore, for a bottle of Clout, the druggist he said, 'Sorry son, we're all sold out.' Woke up this mornin', feelin' all turned about, went to my...

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Categories: silly., fun, humorous, silly, word
Form: Rhyme
Billy Goat
There is an old goat named Billy who finds the altitude chilly and with insufficient grippage to prevent downhill slippage may fall off the mountain but will he?...

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Categories: silly., animal, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
Flamingo Tango
Did you know that Flamingos love to tango? Three steps forward, one side step, Shake of the hips, they end the prep. Quick, quick, slow, gracefully slide, Flamingos dance as colorful as mango....

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Categories: silly., animal, bird, children, color,
Form: Rhyme
Sax And 'bone
Going solo is no fun when you are the only one playing alone on your own so show me your saxophone and you may hold my trombone then if I feel the need I'll finger your keys to vibrate the reed 'til my slide retracts as we're a match made in heaven quite the catch in fact a musical marriage and that's not all we'll make beautiful music yes...

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Categories: silly., fun, humorous, music, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Salad Days
I don't know where iceberg lettuce winter squash or snow peas grow but it seems to me it's not down there in Antarctica where and when it's freezing below which only goes to show pointing out if not advising there's bait and switch in the pitch and no truth to their advertising ...

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Categories: silly., food, fun, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Walnut and Peanut
When, once, a peanut and a walnut met, as covered by the Iowa Gazette, the question good folks asked was whether these two nuts could go together. As a kitchen cook, I must insist - these two nuts can co-exist. ...

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Categories: silly., food, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tetrahedron
You see her in all the geometry joints. She has six edges and four points. I wish I could have her back so near - the tetrahedron I hold dear....

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Categories: silly., math, silly,
Form: Rhyme

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