Short Notary Poems

I see
reflection

But is it 
me
seeing
again
as if
the first time
we hadn't
made love

Or perhaps
we
were
in love
and not
out of 
it

Pushing
it

between us

like
strangers...

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My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any property.
My Last Will And Testament won't leave anyone any money.
My Last Will And Testament will simply read;
"Please Be Damn Sure That I'm Dead Before Disposing Of Me."

(I was just informed by my local friendly legal eagle
that the above has to be notorized before it can become lawfully legal.
Why does this crap always have to happen to me?
Now I have to cut loose with a couple of bucks to get the service of a notary.)...

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Well if ya seen the budgery fella,  (budgery=good)
 wid the bottle er rum,
sitting back sucking on it some ,
you'd be having a good time,

Baby Lu, wants love for you ,
an happiness sometime,
you certainly have the poet in ya hide,
Lucinda light of poetry,
but what would i bloody know,
i aint no blessed notary,

but want you here,
on the soup my dear,
to keep me battery charging,
if me brain gets any smaller,
it might need some sweet enlarging..

put it on soup hey ....baby Lu

Don Johnson...

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