Baseball Limerick Poems

Jack And Sue's Fling In Park

Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones...

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a baseball hat Damian found, 
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There was a player on our team we called Rick
            He hit third and...

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The Stats show a Brooklyn Dodger
Scored RBIs with his todger
Then one day at bat
A Foul Ball went splat
And now he's Soprano Codger 


RBI=Runs Batted In...

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Number forty six barely knows his name
hunter loves his hoo-Xi and fine oil paints
while the free world's going soft
the commies flash big red balls
freedom will...

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The mighty slugger saunted to the plate
The sun dipped in the sky, 'twas getting late
  First he swung and he missed
  But the...

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Baseball will be back on the scene once more
For a 162 games, I'll watch all the scores
I root for the Blue Jays
My two arms I...

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Ball players have major bald spots
Too large to stop where their cranium stops
Five outta ten 
Gals ten outta ten 
Noggin to their toesies and that...

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Baseball fans have crossed the line
They don't respect this game so fine
What have we become
A bunch of ape-like scum
Though most of us are still refined...

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Baseball used to be a gentleman's game
Umps eject players at will, game's not the same
The f-word is used
It can't be excused
Baseball is becoming a lot...

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Old Fauci was to throw out the first ball
Donald Trump wasn't invited at all --
  Doc said, "You catch me, OK?"
  Trump agreed,...

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With my son and grandson...on my team 
My heart, my soul, and face...tends to gleam 
At age sixty years old 
I've often been told 
"Get...

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Is there a reason why all ballplayers spit
Can they get to the majors, if a spittoon they can't hit
Twenty paces while chawing
On tobaccy, while jawing
At...

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The term, “from out of left field”
A baseball term means “surprisingly revealed”
Like “I'm already married”
Crap! Went into a frenzy 
Other bombs you're hiding keep your...

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March 26th is today,
Hooray! It’s the magical day
baseball fans were all hopin’
the season would open -
Unhooray, for today is ixednay....

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