Baseball Limerick Poems
These Baseball Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Baseball. These are the best examples of Limerick Baseball poems written by international poets.
A Man with Propellorized Hat
A man with propellorized hat
Stepped up with his beanie to bat.
The fastball blew by,
Away he did fly,
He hadn’t accounted for that.
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Categories:
baseball, fantasy, flying, funny,
Mickey and Duke go to Sleep - a Sequel
Dodgers in five. Yankee fans weep.
Four times Freddie Freeman went deep.
We hope to see you here
again, this time next year.
Duke and Mickey go
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baseball,
What a Despicable Jerk
A beastly man and his wife had a spat
The savage hit me with a baseball bat
What a despicable jerk
But my bowl and spigot work
Still capable
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Categories:
anger,
World Series - Game 1
The bat is in Freddy Freeman's grip.
He's injured, but can he let it rip?
With two outs, bases loaded,
first pitch, his bat exploded -
grand slam!
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baseball,
Lust stole my tears
Alcohol whispered lust to me firsthand,
I mistook my wife for a one night stand,
Drunkeness brought me the blame
Beer! Why put me into shame?
Booze then made
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Categories:
addiction, baseball, crazy, depression,
Lou And Doug
“Politics is a contact sport” —Steve Chabot
It ain't over 'till it's over —Yogi Berra
Loug And Doug
Pleasant gentlemen both, broad shouldered and tall
Good sports
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Categories:
america, analogy, baseball, celebrity,
Jack and Sue's Fling In Park
Jack And Sue's Fling In Park
Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones
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Categories:
baseball, humor,
Baseball Hat Nursery Rhyme
a baseball hat Damian found,
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Categories:
brother, cat,
Base Ball
The Stats show a Brooklyn Dodger
Scored RBIs with his todger
Then one day at bat
A Foul Ball went splat
And now he's Soprano Codger
RBI=Runs Batted In
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baseball,
Big Red Balls and Small Tanks
Number forty six barely knows his name
hunter loves his hoo-Xi and fine oil paints
while the free world's going soft
the commies flash big red balls
freedom will
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Categories:
america, baseball, beautiful, betrayal,
Fans Head For the Exits Happy
The mighty slugger saunted to the plate
The sun dipped in the sky, 'twas getting late
First he swung and he missed
But the
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Categories:
baseball, travel,
Baseball Will Be Back
Baseball will be back on the scene once more
For a 162 games, I'll watch all the scores
I root for the Blue Jays
My two arms I
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baseball,
Ball Players
Ball players have major bald spots
Too large to stop where their cranium stops
Five outta ten
Gals ten outta ten
Noggin to their toesies and that
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baseball,
Baseball Fans
Baseball fans have crossed the line
They don't respect this game so fine
What have we become
A bunch of ape-like scum
Though most of us are still refined
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baseball,
A Gentleman's Game
Baseball used to be a gentleman's game
Umps eject players at will, game's not the same
The f-word is used
It can't be excused
Baseball is becoming a lot
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baseball,