Leck Poems

Nuff Said

...Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house 
In Liverpool, so he joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad ...

Categories: leck, anger,
Form: Free verse

Fun Facts

...In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow

But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk

A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's

That sure sounds like...

Categories: leck, fun,
Form: Narrative

Nuff Said

...Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house in Liverpool
So his nephew joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies

A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now, aren't you reall...

Categories: leck, inspirational,
Form: Couplet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Loose Stools

...I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being
when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling
immediately triggering an internal self hatred 
   charge of body electri...

Categories: leck, anger, angst, body, emotions,
Form: Free verse

Nuff Said

...A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant
Now aren't you really glad you tuned in?

There are two hundred million insects for every human
Wouldn't have gone camping if I knowed t...

Categories: leck, humorous,
Form: Narrative