Leck Poems - Poems about Leck

...Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house In Liverpool, so he joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant Now aren't you really glad ......Read the rest...

...In Scotland, it is illegal to be drunk in possession of a cow But is it legal to make love to a cow while drunk A man named Ronald MacDonald once robbed Wendy's That sure sounds like......Read the rest...

...Hitler accidentally bombed his nephew's house in Liverpool So his nephew joined the U.S. to fight with the Allies A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant Now, aren't you reall......Read the rest...

...I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling immediately triggering an internal self hatred charge of body electri......Read the rest...

...A blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant Now aren't you really glad you tuned in? There are two hundred million insects for every human Wouldn't have gone camping if I knowed t......Read the rest...