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Humorous Hockey Poems

These Humorous Hockey poems are examples of Hockey poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Hockey Humorous poems written by international poets.

My Son Asked To Read That Story With Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and Pizza

My son draws images 
On a scroll-like object 
Storyboarding
At the age of five
He is learning that time is linear
When it isn't
He loves his watch 
How

Categories: hockey, how i feel,

Clyde O'Toole's Bad Luck

Clyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck

   He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck

      He was

Categories: hockey, humorous,

Please Do Not Ask Me

Please, do not ask me...

To pee in a cup!
Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands!
To have us pee in a cup~an experience so
far from thrilling,
Especially,

Categories: hockey, humor, humorous,

Aladdin Without Paddin'

There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
   He forgot to duck
   And got struck by the

Categories: hockey, humorous, hurt,

Stanley's Cup

There’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No

Categories: funny, hockey, humorous,

Stripes

They both wear black and white,
Sport’s fans will see some tonight,
As one type skates on frozen water,
The other keeps a herd in order.

The man can

Categories: children, games, hockey, humorous,