Humorous Hockey Poems
These Humorous Hockey poems are examples of Hockey poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Hockey Humorous poems written by international poets.
My Son Asked To Read That Story With Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail and PizzaMy son draws images
On a scroll-like object
Storyboarding
At the age of five
He is learning that time is linear
When it isn't
He loves his watch
How...
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Categories:
hockey, how i feel,
Ice Lakemy ice covered lake
skating~hockey~ice fishing
fun for young and old
Date Written: 1/16/2022
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6 Place
Winter HaikuContest Judged: 1/17/2022
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
fishing, fun, hockey, old,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
hockey, 12th grade, character, hope,
Clyde O'Toole's Bad LuckClyde O'Toole suffered a heap of bad luck
He was beaned with a wayward hockey puck
He was...
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Categories:
hockey, humorous,
Please Do Not Ask MePlease, do not ask me...
To pee in a cup!
Oh, that divine thrill an MD commands!
To have us pee in a cup~an experience so
far from thrilling,
Especially,...
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Categories:
hockey, humor, humorous,
Aladdin Without Paddin'There once was a boy named Aladdin
Who played hockey without any paddin'
He forgot to duck
And got struck by the...
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Categories:
hockey, humorous, hurt,
Stanley's CupThere’s a poor hockey player named Rupp
And though ill equipped, never gave up
But while in the big game
His groin was the puck’s aim
He said, “No...
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Categories:
funny, hockey, humorous,
StripesThey both wear black and white,
Sport’s fans will see some tonight,
As one type skates on frozen water,
The other keeps a herd in order.
The man can...
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Categories:
children, games, hockey, humorous,