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Funny Happy Birthday Poems

These Funny Happy Birthday poems are examples of Happy Birthday poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Happy Birthday Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Wanting What Was, Having What Am
Yesterday, I was 61. I was young and spry, :).

But today, I am 62. I am old and slow, :(.

Wanting for what I was, :(....

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Categories: age, funny, happy birthday,



Premium Member Happy Birthday, Sister Mine
Everything your heart desires,
All that for you life requires,
Can be boiled down to one thing,
That in this gift resides.

Want you not the treasured things,
That others...

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Categories: happy birthday, birthday, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Happy Birthday - Nr
 

A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you...

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Categories: happy birthday, birthday, nursery rhyme,

Premium Member Awesome Birthday Greetings
Isn't it amazing:  you're still hanging 'round?
After all these years, you're still above the ground.
That is so inspiring, it's just like a dream!
So get...

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Categories: happy birthday, birthday, celebration, funny, happy

Premium Member It's Wine and Brie When You'Re 53
It's Wine & Brie, When You're 53
Fifty-three's All Jive,
When Mom of the Cosby Five,
Squattin' on Dunellen Drive.

Fifty-three's Germ Free,
Periodic Number in Chemistry,
Of Tincture O'Iodine.

Firstborn at...

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Categories: birthday, funny, happy birthday,



Happy Birthday Beautiful
Thou beautiful maiden with no fears
A thousand roses do not compare to your beauty
You shine like the morning sun and;
Speak like the faintest wind upon...

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Categories: happy birthday, appreciation, birth, birthday, blessing,

Premium Member Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!
Relatives are coming out of my ears.
I am a person who likes solitude, and quiet time,
Not to mention...

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Categories: happy birthday, age,

Premium Member Happy Birthday Jan
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Happy birthday to a lovely lady called Jan
Who's a poet from The Isle of Man
So please raise your glass
To a very nice lass
Burn (s)...

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Categories: happy birthday, birthday, funny, humorous,

Happy Birthday Mom 2016
Happy Birthday Mom
I miss you so much,
thinking of you always
losing sleep and such.

There's not a day that goes by
when I look for certain signs,
hoping something...

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Categories: happy birthday, absence, best friend,

Premium Member beach birthdays
to the lake to the lake

fish to fry fish to bake

this has been moms cry

birthdays now just rye

if once we'd bring a cake.
...

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Categories: happy birthday, beach, funny, giggle, grandmother,

Happy Birthday Fat Man
In the many long years since your birth
You've made twenty eight laps with the earth
In that time you've taken
Your fair share of bacon
And thus greatly...

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Categories: happy birthday, america, appreciation, birthday, food,

Happy Birthday To All
It’s your birthday getting closer to golden age.
You’re not getting older just an amazing sage.
You can do anything you want to now.
Even set up and...

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Categories: happy birthday, age, birthday, funny, humor,

Happy Birthday
Happy birthday you're growing up fast.
A beautiful and amazing young woman
Pretty Cool and Funny
Pure in the heart
You just gotta keep on keeping on
 
Beautiful and...

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© Ya Rule  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: happy birthday, adventure, age, angel, beautiful,

Premium Member Happy Birthday
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A spiritual woman, poet extraordinaire,
Just try one of her contests, if you dare,
A mentor of new poets, leader of old,
If you win first prize, consider...

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© Lee Ramage  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: happy birthday, funny,

Premium Member Happy Birthday
another year older
more gray hair to count
legs tire so easy
athe arms dangle as spagetti
and too many candles to blow out, 
because your losing your wind!!!
HAPPY...

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Categories: happy birthday, funny,


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