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Rather Chewy a Girl Scout

Rather chewy a Girl Scout
  cookie, laden
with coconut and chocolate
    nipped, directly
from the fridge
      chipped teeth
would not be delicious
so either wait for a Girl Scout
  cookie, to thaw
or oh dear me
    and
  bless her heart
microwave the Girl Scout

Categories: girl scout, food, humor,
Form: Light Verse

The Grouch and the Girl Scout

Charming child, your apple cheeks
give an appearance which bespeaks
of girlish innocence.
I have ten dollars and ten cents -
Now that you have gained my trust,
do with me what you must.
Sell me cookies, 'lil booger,
and kill me with loads of sugar.

Categories: girl scout, addiction, humor, sweet,
Form: Rhyme

Girl Scouts Favorite Flower

fresh and aromatic were her newest flowers
miniature daisy stamens within daisies
in ombre' too, fascinatingly innocent
no wonder you are the favorite flower of girl scouts
and Juliette Low

Categories: girl scout, flower,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Visiting Our Daughters Girl Scout Camp In Tennessee

We will visit your Girl Scout camp we promised our daughter.
Headed down to Tennessee on a Saturday morning like we ought’er.
Arrived around six a.m. thinking the campers would be awake.
No one was around in the empty buildings, for goodness sakes!

Where are they? My husband asked. It’s a ghost town here.
We finally drove around the camp

Categories: girl scout, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

A Florida Man

Sad to admit I’m a Florida man…a Florida man with the blues
because I’m tired of the way a Florida man is depicted on the news.

A Florida man attacks his girlfriend with a banana…
But that’s not the oddest story you’ll hear…
because another Florida man called 911…every time he ran out of beer.

A Florida man beat up

Categories: girl scout, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Girl Scout Cookies

I love girl scout cookies!
Whew! I’m glad I got that off my chest.
Personally I think that trefoils and tagalongs are the best

I love the taste of shortbread and that peanut butter crunch BUT
in a pinch I’ll eat a thin mint…or that one with coconut.

And even though the increase in price sometimes makes me pause
I gladly

Categories: girl scout, humorous,
Form: Verse

There Once Was a Girl Scout

There once was a girl scout named Daisy
She was just a little bit crazy
She ate magnets for lunch
They went down in a bunch
Luckily she was not at all lazy

Categories: girl scout, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Limerick