Finagle Poems

A Quarter Short

...I rarely pay for things in cash,
Although some stores prefer it.
They charge more for a credit card,
So customers deter it.

But at the local bagel shop,
I placed my morning order
And realized...

One Day Wonders

...The World's 'One Day Wonders,' 'the' is borrowed
it's an article, they are transmitting 
a way of thinking, theirs--much rather showed
--be their forte. What's that word, sort of, goad
pe...

Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2024...

(Any resemblance between the following humorous account and real life circumstance tis purely coincidental).

Went off fo...

Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win

...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win...

for the trumpeting don
spells loss for democracy
after inauguration day
witnesses his swearing-in
nepotism will run rampant
lawlessness the name of...

Come post presidential election 2024

...Come post presidential election 2024... 

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race, religion, nationality, 
gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis...

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised April 19th, 2023

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised April 19th, 2023

IM pen named Pilot Jane A. Rug
who ascribes to writing poetry
as opportunistic, holistic, and cathartic
warming me body ele...

An Open-Ended Story

...The Little Girl's Garden

  A finagle of young fairies with colors red, green, yellow, indigo, white and orange with glittering wings are playing in a garden very close to an old house door.  

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Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruining his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
nevertheless felt rightly triangulated 
flashed mo...

Courtesy Google, I Learned Dynata Mite

...Courtesy Google, I learned Dynata...mite!

Constitutes the world’s largest
first-party data platform
for insights, activation and measurement

Earlier today August 28th, 2022,
a representative...

A Trite Nihilistic Occasion

...A Trite Nihilistic Occasion   

This doodling Yankee 
(boot noah dandy) 
doth newt lack chutzpah, 
tries to finagle Fitbit 
fitting figurative footwear, 
that ideally Fitzhugh 
like custom ma...

Up Up the Fly Away Wig Doth Go Revisited and Revised March 10th, 2022

...Up up the fly away wig doth go revisited and revised March 10th, 2022...

Went off for hair raising shindig
donning noggin of villager in Nigg
(historic county of Ross-shire,
historic region of ...

Daiya Vegan Non Dairy Cheesecake Oh Yum

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum!

Hard knocks Methacton school alum
ofttimes finds ruing his fate
while squarely planted on me bum
disheveled and unshaven,
whereby gray stubble encrus...

Severely Withdrawn As a Doggone Lad

...Severely withdrawn as a doggone lad...

I wanted someone to hear me shout for help
as recently recalled
when yours truly a little barking whelp.

After conversing with Amélie Beth
(yesterday F...

Donald Trump Equals Pathological Psychopath

...Donald trump = pathological psychopath

Fred Trump taught his sole son Donald 
how to steal the leading way into more ass, 
though no hint given, nor prediction forecast 
in his growing up years...

Humans of Capitalism

...I hate the way that produce smells
the sick organic sent that
penetrates your mask and 
sticks to the back of your throat
even after you're long gone
so that everytime you swallow
you're remind...

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