Elastics Poems - Poems about Elastics

...Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to ......

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... "The Crow Bar" she said, here I bury my dead, you can hear them sleeping somnulent forget-me-nots, snoring blithely unaware, in neat rows between the thick, ink injec......

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...There was a time when the taps used to shine, and the porcelain basin with pomp and pride, A font where the essential waters of life ran freely, now blocked by the remnants of last week’s make-up,......

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...Oh the elegance of diamonds Soft allure of indulged perfume A beautiful, ceaseless onslaught As it wafts clearly through the room I dance blissfully in ball gowns If only urban elastics ......

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...Now, I am not a huge man I'm not large by any means In fact it is surprising I still wear normal jeans My pants don't have elastics I still use normal towels But, my BMI stats tell ......

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...GOLDEN DAYS CHILDHOOD DAYS ARE LONG GONE BUT THE MEMORIES LINGER ON HAPPY TIMES, SOMETIMES SAD FRIENDS REMAIN, BEST WE HAD HOPSCOTCH ON THE NEXTDOORS PATH ENDURING THIER RAGE AND RATHE KNOCK! KNOCK......

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