Dyson Poems - Poems about Dyson

...A Dyson is an animal That you can buy for bucks. The only thing about this beast: The price tag really sucks! But if you get the kind that sleeps All cradled on the wall, It’s easy to entice ......Read the rest...

...Bath City football club is an embarrassment to Bath Most people ain't heard of them the ones who have laugh Their aim and ambition is to be what they are And that's like dreaming you're a broken......Read the rest...

...Virginia was looking for an adventure at sea Her life was turned upside down due to being a worker bee Stress took its toll in her honey loving hive When one morning her romantic fantasy took a......Read the rest...

...Bath streets have sights on show and houses sitting by the row there’s not a place you cannot go our crime level's always low packed all year round with global tourists city centre market sto......Read the rest...

...I’m facing a challenge and I’m taking bets That I can remember the names of my pets There’s Tommy and Jonnie and Sally and Barry The one over there I believe might be Harry Tiddles and Wriggles......Read the rest...

...I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners, and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners. Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian, you were all conceived in a sea......Read the rest...

...Grace was born with Erb’s Palsy, it's a nerve condition, Which means she struggles with her arm and shoulder, But now she’s a rower LTA mixed cox four, Paralympian, Coming from Sheffield, train......Read the rest...