Why I Left the Religious Right
...These heretical poems on the subjects of God, religion and Christianity explain why I “left” the Religious Right.
If one screams below,
what the hell is "Above"?
—Michael R. Burch
Religion is...
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Categories:
caboodles, christian, faith, god, hope,
Form: Rhyme
chicken noodle
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in this mug chicken noodles
spousey makes whole caboodles
evry single day
chases colds away
gets me back to my doodles.
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Categories:
caboodles, autumn, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick
Dog Came Sniffing Around
...Dog came sniffing around
I already have five!
I cannot take you I told him as I fed him breakfast.
He stuck up his nose at dog food,
so I made him an omelet.
He picked out the ham and ate it.
F...
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Categories:
caboodles, dog,
Form: Prose Poetry
To This Day Seuss Youre Still On the Loose
...March 2nd is the birthday of Theodore Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss so,
having grown up with his wonderful works, I've written a little tribute:
Happy Birthday Theodore Geisel,
here’s a m...
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Categories:
caboodles, people, poems, poetry, poets,
Form: Rhyme
Some Hippies, a Convict, and Mickey Mouse
...Straight out of prison
Wondering what I've been missing
Right out of the gates I stuck out my thumb
A van load of hippies
All from Mississippi
Stoped and asked, hey dude...what's going on
I...
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Categories:
caboodles, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Some Hippies, a Convict, and Mickey Mouse
...Straight out of prison
Wondering what I've been missing
Right out of the gates I stuck out my thumb
A van load of hippies
All from Mississippi
Stoped and asked, hey dude...what's going on
I...
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Categories:
caboodles, funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Lunchtime At the Nursing Home
...Hungry for munchies, on his way to the lunchroom,
a rambunctious, persnickety,“fuss-budget”, elderly
jittery, fidgety, geezer, named Cassidy…
whose questionable dexterity, aghast by a massive sneeze...
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Categories:
caboodles, funny, people, old, old,
Form: Narrative