Blag Poems

Costa Del Essex?

...Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Brash Cockney pretenders..same flash apparel

Let's get our mitts on a stash of Aperol spritz


Dimwits just going on ben...

Categories: blag, celebrity,
Form: Rhyme

For whom the Bell hotel tolls

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Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bi...

Categories: blag, immigration,
Form: Rhyme

Giddy Diddy Ben Duckett

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Makes me giddy…that most ferocious...

Precocious host & toast of diddy men....

Spunky cut sl*t....Ben...sweep junkie....

Funky monkey boast...squat & chunky..
 

No ruddy fuddy dudd...

Categories: blag, sports,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Blag Of An Insecure Lad

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Ignorance doesn’t ask questions, 
thinks it’s weak to be confused 
reliance on interpretations 
doesn’t second guess the clues
arrogance shows what it knows 
communicates itself with vigour 
...

Categories: blag, character, psychological,
Form: Rhyme

The World Wants An Honest Concession

...Move on, my friend
Raise your right hand
To move on, to concede
Wasting your time will lead
To nothing, nichts, niente, nada
Do it for the soul of America.

Stop wasting your energy
Stop the ...

Categories: blag, allegory, america, anti bullying,
Form: Rhyme

Engrained To Shred and Become a New Me

...Everyday I used to wake up and need weed, 
and I mean agonizingly ache tensing as I seek
consuming my mind, just one goal to achieve 
nothing but this everyday on repeat 

once I succeed I'd cha...

Categories: blag, change, character, deep, growth,
Form: Rhyme

Blase

...Ah!
Sleeping showerings 
Hello!  I have a slight humid headache
My eyes shines betrayed by the clouds
 I heard a makeshift thunder lightning unbelieved instincts Fantasies of my psyche ex...

Categories: blag, anxiety, emotions, how i
Form: Free verse

Liar

...Compulsively lie
no one believes you
we just wonder why 
you’re so see-through 
you think you are sly 
blag all if you need too
so very blind 
as to what we see true

we all realise 
we all...

Categories: blag, truth,
Form: Rhyme

Love At First Sight

...Ah! Love at first sight,
Impossible, you spurn. Listen, you'll concede I'm right.
A chance cancellation, I should not have been teaching,
But being the junior I must not sit idle.
So thrust off i...

Categories: blag, love,
Form: Free verse

Wannabe Gangsta

...?

There was a young man in the car, . the wannabe Gangsta by far
Born, West Indies, Barbados, now stop, with his Marley type style, dread locks
Gold teeth, shootah talk and striped socks but he ...

Categories: blag, character,
Form: Rhyme

The Random Pumpkin

...The flyer through the letterbox claimed 'pumpkins now half price'
I'll make a pie for Ma-in-law, for once do something nice
I was told to bring a wheelbarrow, maybe a pair of wellies
But all this ...

Categories: blag, food, funny, mother, home,
Form: Rhyme

Diary of a Teenage Girl

...Dear Diary 
Today didn't work out the way that I'd planned
coz my phone and my Nike's got covered in sand
In fact this whole week has been slow as a fart
But I've broken my record of breaking boy...

Categories: blag, childhoodme, mum,
Form: Rhyme