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EV shock therapy

...
I went to my car dealer, I hoped to save the planet
The saleslady told me EVs were cheap, and to call her Janet
She said we've got so many subsidies, and they're a great deal
I bought a F-150 Li...

Categories: birdbrain, car, humor, natural disasters,
Form: Lyric

The Dog and his Master

...How thoroughly you wreck me
With the taste of hope, I can't resist
That you may actually perceive my existence
As if you haven't already taken more chances than I can give
In fact, I gave so many...

Categories: birdbrain, abuse,
Form: Free verse

Eagle Quote

...The eyrie is miles away; 
but egg shells lie in my yard. 
Eagles? not your ordinary birdbrain.

January 19, 2023

Rick Parise:  1 QUOTE ONEQUOTE...

Categories: birdbrain, 11th grade, bird,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Zero Patience - Minichu

...Zero patience have I
for those not prone to question things that seem untrue
nor ask WHY.

I feel disdain
for one who doesn’t have a clue.
Birdbrain -

For he’s
like a cuckoo.
Geez!

Zero...

Categories: birdbrain, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme

Foresight

...subtitle:  And YOU called ME a birdbrain?

F                                    FALCON     F
O                                    OSPREY    O
R                                    RAVEN      R
E ...

Categories: birdbrain, 11th grade, bird,
Form: Acrostic

Spring Break Viii - Birdbrain Training

...A big man
Stands
Roasted pink on the ocean beach
Unleashing his gut over his bathing suit
Holding a can of Miller Lite

Surely a used car salesman in real life

Shows off
In front of a group...

Categories: birdbrain, spring, vacation,
Form: Free verse

Deluxe

...My dear
If you meet me
Halfway 
You will soon meet
Me at my finest listless 
Slow like a worm
A total birdbrain

Pardon, pardon 
My dear
These were
My silent acclaim 
Reiterate your word
...

Categories: birdbrain, deep, emotions, fear, feelings,
Form: Free verse

Do You Know Who You Look Like

...Sheba was a bird brain – a dumb bunny for sure.
She had no idea she was a dead ringer for Marilyn Monroe.
Not the blonde, over-glamorized, sensationalized Marilyn,
but rather the young, darling, i...

Categories: birdbrain, husband, wife,
Form: Narrative

Senryu - He's a Birdbrain

...such a proud peacock
someone ruffles his feathers...
he lets fly with words


Haiku Senryu October writing Challenge
sponsored by Dear heart a k a Broken Wings

10/25/18

Categories: birdbrain, anti bullying, humanity, words,
Form: Senryu

Homage To Walt Sing Matt Tilde

...~ Homage to Walt Sing Matt Tilde ~

The art of the
     "FAKE" deal (according
     to Walt Dizzy Take a Knee Sing
     Matt Tilde) once again
as oft iterated in previous poems,
     doth (sou...

Categories: birdbrain, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse

A Birdbrain Poem

...Way atop a Sycamore tree
a black bird’s call reiterates
his three syllable poetry.
Caw! Caw! Caw! The feathered poet
crowed. Caw! Caw! Caw! Came the verse
high up on the sycamore tree.
...

Categories: birdbrain, humorous,
Form: Verse

Proud To Be a Birdbrain

...As I listen to the lark’s surreal melody to her mate.
I wonder does she ever feel there’s too much on her plate?

Ever beside him juggling, tediously feathering the nest,
in her discomfort strugg...

Categories: birdbrain, allegory, family, husband, nature,
Form: Couplet

Thanksgiving Turkey

...They organized a church bazaar,
To raise money for the poor.
A booth for selling chances
Was set up, outside the door.

When I bought the raffle ticket, 
My reasoning was murky,
And I could on...

Categories: birdbrain, animals, food, funny, seasons,
Form: Narrative