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Best Swabs Poems


Footle..Visit To the Dentist.
The fear
In here ..
                  The chair
                  "Don't care "..
  ...

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© Sean Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swabs, satire
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Covid Claus
Santa showed signs of the virus
a test was less than desirous
swabs rammed up his nose!
he kept his eyes closed
daydreaming of Milee Cyrus...

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Categories: swabs, christmas,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member No More
The slabbed ceiling tiles are becoming the patio slabs of my childhood home.
I'm highly strung in more ways than one, trying to send my mind elsewhere,
but half-buried memories insert themselves, sliding in with the speculum.
Five years old, the too-close cuddling, pressing and rubbing
his p***s playing...

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Categories: swabs, abuse, how i feel,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Premium Member Captains Log Book - July 16, 1798
Twere a   blisterin day, on da Fundy Bay, aboard da ‘ Black Angel of da Blue”, 
with a crew of 32, whilst resting a spell, wid a thunderin clap of grog ,
when da Jack o’ Cups , his Jib a hangin, spotted a...

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Categories: swabs, me,
Form: Narrative
Sitting In Bed
Sitting in bed.

It’s time for sleep, shower first.
Three baskets of clean clothes, bedside.
Cats' nocturnal sport rumbling across the wood floor, mother pouncing daughter, chasing rubber balls.

Tinnitus and the sound of air whuffing through the ventworks.  Faintly piano music seeps through the seal of my...

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© Tedly Bare  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swabs, good night, life, my
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hazardous Waste Knights
Spirited knights from a long ago age
Were transported to this century
Seeing as they had no foe to engage
They moped around aimlessly

Before their doldrums turned to rage
They sought out a job agency
That would strive to find them a good wage
Due to the knight’s urgency

But the hitch...

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Categories: swabs, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member She Tries
When she hears him snore
she slips out of bed.
And tends to her cheeks
that he’d slapped bright red.

Locked in the bathroom,
she breaks down and cries.
For she can’t please him,
even though she tries.

He calls her a pig
because of her weight.
And then forces sex
when his needs won’t wait.

With...

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Categories: swabs, abuse, depression, emotions, feelings,
Form: Quatrain
Administration of Pineapples
Kindly stick to digging pineapples in the future as magic dust particles can really only spring up in defense patterns. And is it really wise to deal cards in a high tide. Deliver not an oceanographic breeze to a tree of great magnitude as deviance...

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Categories: swabs, earth,
Form:
Deck Apes
Here's to the deck apes
with their swabs and paint brushes
they're the ship's backbone...

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Categories: swabs, military, voyage,
Form: Senryu
Get Gone, Omicron
Just when life was getting back to normal. 
We get smacked with another load of bull. 
It dragged us in with strong magnetic pull. 
Removing peace covering eyes with wool. 

We cleaned up the crazy summer Delta mess. 
Causing public confidence to get a big...

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© Adam Segal  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: swabs, change, culture, funny, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Feminine Beauty Flowering
Iris blue eyes that bright, azure beams strow
Lilly white neck with a radiant, translucent glow
Rosy cheeks blanching cotton swabs of milky snow
Viola black hair coiffed; silky strands strung in a tidy row
Magnolia-crescented bosom with a soft, silty furrow
Camellia-shaped paps that with sweet nectar flow
Butterfly Orchid...

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Categories: swabs, love, people
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Quarantine Quazy
I staged a race
Came in number one
Cuz I was the only
One to run

I have never made a mistake.
Except for that one time
When I thought I had made a mistake
But I was mistaken.

Is it the virus
Or is it the flu
I’m trapped in the house
Making horrible noises
And...

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Categories: swabs, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Partying
partygoers partying pock peck pock
A baa is just as good and effective as a peck for wools and beaks can repeal even the smallest of fleas through the movements of neck and the chewing of grass in meadows. It is said to be as hazardous...

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Categories: swabs, arabic, art, birthday, ,
Form:
Soaring Clouds
White puffy swabs
Soft silky satin pillows
Balmy billowy dreams...

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Categories: swabs, inspirational, nature
Form: Haiku
Eras
Interesting scenic sway on swabs of society.
 
Portrayal of high fashion. Obs and such ilk have no place in the vista of kaleidoscopic train. Of amplified sexual sway.
 
Changing by the eras.
 
What would the eighteenth century say to such displays of flesh and loutish...

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Categories: swabs, life, people, places,
Form:

Book: Reflection on the Important Things