Best Scammers Poems

An Ode To Trolls Hackers And Scammers. 
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Hideous evil creatures
Attention seekers
Cowards who hide behind computers
Cold-hearted scavengers
Not unlike preying vultures
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Childish and pathetic
Bloodsucking leeches
Inflated egotistical heretics
Unhappy with their lot
Blaming everyone else
For what they have got
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Insecure reprobates
Void of loving
Rabid narcissists 
Spreading hate
Incognito dwelling in the dark shadows
Invading innocent...

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9:28 AM  30 Oct 2014


Scammers here scammers there
They'll take what you have down to your underwear

They send you letters short and sweet
With a promise of riches or a love to meet

A sad sad story they weave in their web
To skirt your defenses and get...

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Scammers believe they are smarter
 than everyone else,
boldly committing crimes,
relieving citizens of their dimes,
and possessions,
They go on, and on, for months ,
maybe years,
Leaving a trail of folks they have 
conned,
urging their victims to let bygones be bygones,
No one goes up against them because
of their "hoodlum"...

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Anancy men, weaving silk palace out of spit
Breeze blows it far
Like lassso, or lariat casting Minotaur
Or Midas
Or pilgrims legacy stolen here
I could not believe it
Unless I had known the gullability of flies
And the charm of sweetened bee spit.
Shall the spider's rope
Bring back Valesquez gold
Plundered from...

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Once upon a time

there was a person

of a poetry company

that scammed people

all the time. 

No one was left out

like old and young men and women

who dreamed of being the best poet 

of all time.

But they did not know there was

scammers on the computer line.

Many people...

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They try too hard 
It's comical.
No one, 
Absolutely no one, 
Should ever, 
And I mean, EVER
Sound so desperate 
To help someone 
They don't know 
From a can of paint 
Especially from afar, 
About fixing
What isn't broken in the first place!
Use common sense; 
Be mindful of...

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Bill visits psychics to predict future fame
for his fortunes and even a lottery claim.
But each psychic masks
this question Bill asks …
“how come you must ask me what’s my name?”...

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This is the IRS., are you Mister Hale?
Fork over ten grand or you're going to jail!
Will I be rich or arrested?
My phone's scam infested
I've tried bug spray but to no avail

10/30/22...

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Is each person who ‘loves’ us an ‘intimate scammer?’
A lover’s “I love you,” ‘deception’ or ‘feeling,’ a ‘kiss’
that we’ve practiced from date of conception, our trials
for what works, what doesn’t, to get our needs met, damn the cost?
If I see a child drowning and dive...

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    Every day I was getting scammed
        ‘til I found the sign

     ~ Hey, scammers, here I am
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We've all had them
those phone calls, every day
trying to take your money
all of it, in any way

A lot lose their money
many just hang up
but what about those phoning?
do they really clean up?

What if that is all you had?
the only way to eat
would you go home...

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Cowardly this loathsome fellow
In old west they’d call him yellow
I guess that was his biggest flaw
Jealous greater than Othello

He wanted more, the more he saw
Hauling around his gaping jaw
What’s to come of this man of greed
Lied until his scruples were raw

He stole from innocents in...

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Among mankind's best—
Brave, courageous
Heroes who do no harm
Assuaging our fear
With fellow feeling and care
Amidst viral strains' stealthy swarm

Among mankind's worst—
Mean, dastardly
Zeros who do know harm
Stoking pandemic fear
Scamming an unsuspecting ear
With a smiling swindler's charm

Heroes and Zeros
Best and worst of mankind—
What a dichotomy!
We'll keep hoping instead
For...

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