Best Refrigerator Poems

I was dancing and prancing 
And singing whooped Dee Dee
Not realizing I was not alone
Until he opened his shirt to me

He threw out the mayo, some jam and some jelly, a real hoot.
I caught the chocolate milk in midair, he was dancing up a toot.
He...

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crayons their paintbrush

child's refrigerator art-

future artist born...

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I was asked one day to clean my fridge,
Too much clutter, dust, and grime,
I’ve never had fun doing this,
But it must be done from time-to-time.

I’m always amazed at what I see,
All the items hidden away,
Some are scary, some are ugly
Even disgusting I would say.

But now...

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all day, all night
you are the love of my life
sunrise or without light
door I keep in my life

big or small, I come to you
few or plenty, I fill you
any color you show me
clean as I go, you don't leave me

can't count the times I open...

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A tomato and a potato lived in a fridge

And a bunch of other foods lived in their midst

Tomato and potato ruled this place

And all the foods lived in grace.

Of course until all the eggs were beaten 

And fried and seasoned and served and eaten

For the...

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I used to be so clean and proud of myself,
In my youthful days,
Good looking and so cool,
Just seem neglected now,
It’s affected me so much,
That voices from my inner self,
Keeps me awake all the time,
There’s no let up from them,
No rest!
Constantly calling for help,
They say that...

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Times were lean but life was good
When waste not, want not we understood
In the refrigerator all leftovers would accumulate
Come the weekend Grandma scraped it all onto a plate
She really cleaned it out; nothing was excluded
All were mashed and diced with sugar and spice included
Beaten batter...

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Since this is my dominion
you can keep your opinion
on the contents in here
Shut Up  Grab a beer...

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Assaulting nostrols
Mold take-over?
Fruit, meat stench
Left-overs?!
Toss; breathe again!...

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Is Your Refrigerator Running

Late at night while sleeping or in a trance
Contemplating philosophic thoughts about the universe
Children called on the phone and postulated
An age old question about refrigeration
They shouted loud into the receiver
“Is your refrigerator running sir?!” 
(I added the word “sir” since they did...

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Ode To Refrigerator

   My regards to Refrigerator !
    Cool temperature
    Calm by its nature.
   Superb in Tecno sector.

    Most helpful actually.
   No need to cook regularly.
   Preserving
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Refrigerator Love (Poem)
God, I don't really know why You made the breadth of Your Son's arms stretch far enough apart to allow your living breath inside of dying lungs like mine. My sin is the tree cut down and shaped into the crucifix. For years,...

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I've grown quite fond of the old gal in my house.
She lights up when I look for a snack,
more welcoming than a spouse
in a midnight tryst. She never gives me flack.
I value my fridge more than a vault,
but sometimes I open it and I'm repelled
by...

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There’s many magnets to see
for pizza delivery,
my insurance man, and more….
They stick on the door....

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A Ziplock bag of cut-up hot dogs, treats for my daughter's Huskies
Two gallon jugs of 1% milk, both nearly empty
Three bottles of dressing, ranch from 2007
Leftover spinach salad that looks a bit ashen
Syrup: chocolate, blueberry, and pancake
Raisins and nuts for our Christmas fruitcake
Yesterday's dessert- Apple...

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