Best Majorly Poems

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Oh - Emm - Geeeee !!!

Who me??

OMG!...I'm gonna wig out, doing this poem!!
A ditz like me writing for a freakin’ contest, no less!!!??
You gotta be kiddin' me !!!    Holy fricassee!!

No Way. Jose' !! I'm such a space cadet....OMG !! I’m spazzing out!!
Well...geeze,...

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“Unicorns are Us” 

You can only imagine
the furore 
when magick
hit the score
the Party, not impressed,
was not for witches
too big for their
britches on brooms,
said all the high-brow
cultural dignitories
and low-strung 
toad hall politicians
pacing around the room;
so all negligible necromancers
and sullen she-devils transformed
and became the beautiful untouchables
quietly soft...

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The power of its empire’s influence once shook history from its feet
the number one world olive oil producer;
the home to the world’s largest tomato fight
and sits at the top in organ donation.

A country with a wordless national hymn
housing a  cloud-kissing building with no automated...

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Song of the Sea
The giant of Africa the great Nigeria
Land flowing with milk and honey
The garden adorned with gold and pearls
No! The rogues will not cast their spells

The axe in its adventure is capturing and 
falling the trees in this garden
The birds are flying away...

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Science may have created your physical being 
though through Spirit science surely did not 
Create your image or the talents that you have 
 would be more than what you had thought

Of any loving person who can give you or share
with you and then turn...

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Is it so wrong,
That I end our friendship?
Is it so wrong
To go a thousand leaps?

Is it wrong for me to do so?
To stay away from you,
To have a firm stand
Coz I have hatred none knew

I can't help but hate for what you say
I can't help...

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I am in charge of a nominating committee.
I nominate what I believe the entire nation should eat,
and I nominated cheeseburgers and was supported by the democratic party.
Fried Chicken has always been a favorite of the republican party,
so I also nominated Fried Chicken, the republican party...

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To compensate for (A -Z)
     ineradicable alphanumeric
     character flaws (i.e. mutations
     of body or mind,)

     and avoid amass
sing wracking up vexatiously
     undesirable threatening class
action lawsuit...

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How one survives the mercurial life  
It is the desirable benign equilibrium
Between notions and actions,  
Just pondering over potent initiative,  
While crouching idle never enhances  
Cheerful days hopeful for betterment,  
Appreciated is utilising time considerably,  
Arduous actions majorly enchant,...

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Maybe I’m just being petty 
let me state my case are you ready
When we first met your swagger 
made me stagger honestly 
I stammered over your use of grammar 
Like a hacker who was 
attacking with your rap....   
Your words were so deadly....
Such...

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and the whole earth is his
from the water on open lea,
a probable season of the skies
crying cats and dogs
to even the polker dot pard
alert,attentive,to the earths
heaven,life,and hells trio

in the upper room of the earth
from the mountains peak
to the mountain lions
with the words of old
an igniting...

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Many voicemail messages, minutes used
texting you, totally taboo
truly I try to talk tough
all the while 
missing you, very much;
phones are fantastic
but no faces to find,
hugs I can't hand you
so I'm still majorly missing you
so many voicemail messages, minutes used
all the while wishing to see you...

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A lonely road, it was dark, Close by there were trees, and a park,
 
Home was close,yet surprisingly far, there was no fuel in my car
 
There was a building coloured white, and everywhere around it, it was quite,
 
There were dogs barking at a...

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Sweet sensual her name is “Lavender”
She is lavender, a scent that heals majorly
Treating anxiety, insomnia,
 Lavender she is my Holy herb
Mine sweet floral scent 
She’s to believe to be native to the Mediterranean, the Middle East
She’s mine ever sweet
 So such a delicate, smell that...

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As you failed to heal your husband 
In your bedroom and 
A stranger came quickly for assistance.
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You will think to be bewitched 
Than blaming yourself due 
To your bad treatment.

May 12,2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
        Mussabwa Chris

Message: 
Majorly Bantu...

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