Best Lackey Poems
Adios Roseanne
...Adios, Roseanne
Roseanne's racist tweet caused big trouble
So she voiced remorse on the double
The Trump-loving comic
Appeared catatonic
Her hit show was tossed to......
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Categories:
lackey, celebrity, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Talking Smack
...*I've been called a 'shrew,' told I am self centered, petty, and a few other rather insulting and invective names, so here is my rebuke.
Who plays the straight man for the one known as 'S......
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Categories:
lackey, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Illusions and Shattered Dreams
...By: Misty and Dwayne Lackey
Here is a poem My husband and I wrote together.
Painted on the walls of righteousness
is a heart that is black and cold.
Gold closed your sad eyes.
Find the lie......
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Categories:
lackey, imagination, visionary, heart, heart,
Form:
List
- Defenseless -
...Defenseless and drained of power
The reason is simple, you are a victim
an emotionless being without a heart
Hell is the snake in the room no one talks about
brainwashed lackey - screaming sil......
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Categories:
lackey, dark, deep, scary,
Form:
Tristich
Limerick: Once a Prince From the Kingdom Toikey
...Limerick: Once a Prince from the Kingdom Toikey
Once a Prince from the Kingdom Toikey
Insisted on being wed by his turnkey
But his you may know not
Got stuck in a chamber pot
That’s how the Queen g......
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Categories:
lackey, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Diehard Fan
...I am a Diehard Cubs fan
Tried and true
I wear cubbies Royal
And I bleed Cubbies Blue
I grew up watching Ernie,Billy and Santo
Ryno, Grace,and Leon
Were all my Heros.
Later it was Sosa, Maddux ......
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Categories:
lackey, appreciation, celebration,
Form:
Free verse
Today I Start My Twenty-Second Year
...(In December 1936, English poet John Cornford
was killed in combat near Lopera, during the
Spanish Civil War. It was the day after his
twenty-first birthday. Could this be the poem
he was form......
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Categories:
lackey, history,
Form:
Rhyme
The Ballad of Villonia Beebe, a Life In Three Parts: Part 2
...The Middle Years
She'd been wooed by dukes and diplomats
From Nome to Nagasaki,
Kept by mobsters, bishops, bureaucrats,
And a movie mogul's lackey.
She'd been plied with jewels, a fancy......
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Categories:
lackey, humor,
Form:
Ballad
Galactic Strings Or Void of Space
...Galactic Strings or Void of Space?
A poem’s akin to a necklace, one fashioned
of water-worn pebbles (from rarest of realms),
stone cold truths tumble-polished, love’s cho......
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Categories:
lackey, faith, love, poetry, science,
Form:
Rhyme
Mackie Avellen Is a Cad
...Sue's livid with Mackie Avellen
He's ditched her for her bestie Ellen
I pity poor Sue
Not sure what she'll do
As her pregnant belly's now swellen
Now Mackie is nasty cad
He’s den......
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Categories:
lackey, betrayal,
Form:
Limerick
Lackey
...
You consider yourself a good, loyal foot soldier,
always doing what the big boss tells you to do
You're good at taking orders,
you're even better at following through
If there's a job that n......
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Categories:
lackey, parody, perspective, truth,
Form:
Verse
Gentle Breeze
...Bewail paltry ministry that gentle breeze ch aunt.
Impatience and dream hack milestone and whisper, a hailstorm of ornery ilk hum.
Go by the gentle breeze and bring hope.
Leif Leif kink lackey of ......
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Categories:
lackey, life,
Form:
All Power All Praise
...In the beginning there was God alone.'
He made all things to praise His name
Praise Him all creation' let everything
That has breath praise the Lord Yahweh.'
Praise Him all you demons.' Fall down......
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Categories:
lackey, appreciation, bible, celebration, confidence,
Form:
Verse
Ain'T No Different
...
You’ve been a yes man your whole life,
don’t know any other way to be
Licking the boots and sucking up real close
was the best way to get ahead,
according to your fawning calculation
Se......
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Categories:
lackey, character, identity, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
What's the Hue of Your Heart - Question Mark
...What’s the Hue of Your Heart?
Does ‘claim’ to be ‘___’ (1) not suggest one’s more Racist?
The Truth’s we’re all mongrels (and born of one mother!),
whatever our ‘Color.’ ......
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Categories:
lackey, faith, love,
Form:
Rhyme