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Barfs Poems - Poems about Barfs


Premium Memberdelicate and daintiness

...unexpectedly
she stood strangely not feeling 
good ... unaccustomed


 ... of prime decency
sheltered world ~ as a mistress
breathes regency -- barfs...
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Categories: barfs, analogy,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberAlexander and Me

...Remember the children’s book,
“Alexander and the Terrible, 
Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”? 
Well, yesterday was mine.
Started off okay, got up late,
Got our breakfasts, dressed, made the beds...
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Categories: barfs, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium MemberTabby Tales

...Man builds pyramids and gilded cities
sends starry ships to haunt the moon
my tabby frequents back alley parties
in two pairs of orange striped boots-
 
Man has concocted earth bending bombs
ma...
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Categories: barfs, cat, life,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberSassy Sonnet

...peppy porcelain puppy poops on the floor
  wacky winged walrus whizzes on the door
enigmatic eonian elephant espies some bamboo
  clever castrated cormorant shrieks yahoo

brassiere-busting bono...
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Categories: barfs, adventure, nonsense, word play,
Form: Alliteration

The Advantages of Being a Dog

...The Advantages of Being a Dog

By Elton Camp

A dog never worries about what to wear
For he comes equipped with a coat of hair

Most anything he finds, he’s able to eat
His digestive enzymes with ger...
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Categories: barfs, funny, dog, dog,
Form: Rhyme




Book: Reflection on the Important Things