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Kvass

A tea totaler was she, until her first glass of Kvass. Beer, Eastern European rye, did her in to her chagrin. A prim kickie-wickie to a gentleman of high class, Her perfect manners quickly slipped into a woozy grin. Brown floating eyes and disconnected speech, Kvass began to take its mark upon her pretty face. Telling tales of kraken and a kelt clad munch-kin race. “Fill her glass! Tell us more.” One kern loudly beseeched. A bright red flush rushed through her cheeks. Her imagination brazen., continuing, she told this tale; “The Loch Ness monster with a leprechaun," she screeched. Riding white waves on the kraken’s neck…” (A victim of the ale.) “Playing his pocket violin was that kyphorrhinos elf...” Suddenly, very quiet, she mumbled something to herself. “Cheers to all!” Their laughter roared; much to her vexation. Folks enjoyed kvass that night and one kickie-wickie’s imagination.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 10/20/2010 8:53:00 AM
Congratulations Dane Ann on your win in Nikko Palmario's contest "Yah for "K"!". Love, Carol
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Date: 10/20/2010 7:15:00 AM
Many congratulations Dane Ann on your win in Nikko's fine contest >> James
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Date: 10/20/2010 3:57:00 AM
Hehe, this one made me giggle.. Congratulations on your win ;)
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Date: 10/19/2010 9:44:00 PM
I'd love to enjoy your Kvass,haha. Many congratulations Dane for this win
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Date: 10/19/2010 8:15:00 PM
great writing, DAne Ann and very imaginative. Congrats on your fine win. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 10/19/2010 3:21:00 PM
Very imaginative Dane Anne. Congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 10/19/2010 11:00:00 AM
that was just adorable, congrats on your win in the contest with this wonderful piece
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Date: 10/19/2010 9:58:00 AM
"Congratulations ,Dane on a poem well worthy of a place in the top ten. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/19/2010 9:20:00 AM
I never heard of Kvass..loved you funny poem..and all your K words...Congrats to you on your win. BG
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Date: 10/19/2010 8:03:00 AM
This is so funny, Dane Ann. Well done! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 10/19/2010 7:51:00 AM
Wow Dane Ann-- this poem was sure full of new K words that I never knew about and I enjoyed how this write was so much fun-- bring on the kvass-congrats on your win-- nikko :)
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Date: 10/19/2010 7:47:00 AM
Congratulations on the well deserved win in the contest, Dane
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Date: 10/19/2010 6:11:00 AM
Congrats Dane Ann on your win in Nikko's K contest with this excellent entry and awesome write my friend.. enjoy your sweet success today with luv..
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Date: 10/2/2010 1:25:00 PM
very nice write haven't caught up to reading your wonderful poetry yet but i will have a great weekend faleshia
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Date: 10/2/2010 6:14:00 AM
Very descriptive piece Dane Ann.. enjoyed every line my friend.. hope u are well and happy today and always with luv..
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Date: 10/2/2010 5:26:00 AM
Very creative and interesting thought well expressed on Kvass
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Date: 10/2/2010 4:57:00 AM
Interesting write , enjoyed your work today..
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