A Bare Necessity History

Theres no getting away from it,
no one is excluded,
sooner or later during
the course of the day,
everyone has to use it,
it first came on the scene
in the year 1857,
when Joseph Gayetty
showed his new paper invention,
the consumers didn't buy much
because of the cost,
so Joseph did away with it
and considered it a loss,
then in 1890 the Scott brothers
came out with their product,
finally convincing the public
to get on the ball and a roll
to becoming more hygienic,
but in 1928 they had competition,
when Charmin arrived in the stores,
it was like having a softer twin sister,
who could ask for anything more...
then if you were around in 1978
who could forget this commercial,
"please don't squeeze the charmin,"
starring a Mr. Whipple,
and of course today,
there is a much wider tp variety,
that is on display at the store,
I'm just so glad it was invented
to help get to the bottom
of a some what stubborn society,
making tp on our shopping list
a number one priority,
and don't want to sound like a snob,
but thank God we don't have
to resort to still be using
torn out pages from
the Sears and Roebuck Catalog!

Its the toilet papers almost 160th birthday for all you history buffs out there!
(Something like that…not sure of the correct age!)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Schneiter Avatar
July 19, 2016 at 7:24 AM
Fun, amusing, educational poem, cheryl. I enjoyed it so much that it makes me want to tissue. love & hugs x x x
Hoffman Avatar
July 19, 2016 at 8:08 AM
Thanks so much Paul, I'm not a "tree hugger" environmentalist type but if it wasn't for the trees we'd still be using primitive things!:)
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July 15, 2016 at 8:05 PM
I don't know how to msgs on here...are you on Facebook?
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July 13, 2016 at 8:15 PM
Thanks for the stop by. My poem about the nickel and the seagull is a true experience. I still look for change dropped on the parking lot asphalt, and, yes, some mornings the gulls are there first scrounging for a bite of cast off food. I once found a dollar bill a dog had pooped on. Best to you. / M
Hoffman Avatar
July 14, 2016 at 7:36 AM
Wow, talk about dirty money Maurice, lol!:) Best to you too!
DiMino Avatar
July 13, 2016 at 8:41 AM
Quite a celebration! Lots of smiley faces for this one. "Ethel, darn it, we forgot to buy the...."
Hoffman Avatar
July 13, 2016 at 9:01 AM
Thanks Joe, hope Ethel and husband still have the catalog lying around by the john!:) Thanks for the visit!:)
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July 12, 2016 at 9:30 AM
Got that one correct..I think at one time years ago even old bed sheets were used and washed and used again..People put the used pieces in a pail of bleach water where they soaked until washday..Then last into the washpot of boiling water to try to kill the bacteria..Thanks for the visit to my page..Sara
Hoffman Avatar
July 16, 2016 at 8:21 PM
I'm kind of glad I didn't live in the olden days then! Thanks for the info. Sara!:)
Rigoler Avatar
July 9, 2016 at 8:57 PM
I love this kind of subject matter Cheryl and I've written quite a few of them. Given the ignoble use of bathroom paper, I think it's ridiculous to buy those that have flowers, etc. on them, not to mention the price they charge. Very enjoyable. Keep writing. And thank you for reading about my dog. / M
Hoffman Avatar
July 10, 2016 at 8:42 AM
Thanks for your kind comment Maurice!:)
Hauser  Avatar
July 9, 2016 at 8:51 PM
Hahaha! Love the humorous history lesson!
Hoffman Avatar
July 10, 2016 at 8:42 AM
Thanks Mike, glad I made you laugh!:)
A  Avatar
July 8, 2016 at 1:16 PM
enjoyed your write Cheryl, thank you for sharing, **LUV SKAT**
Hoffman Avatar
July 8, 2016 at 6:01 PM
Thanks so much for your kind comment Skat, luv, Che
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