Bombs Away
Though fully dressed for a wedding
I could not resist the buffet,
Fine lipstick wore off for a refill
Of dessert from a laden tray.
Soon, full tummy began to roll
Up, down like the hall’s throbbing light
My rear needed to drop a bomb;
Restraining the urge,’ not tonight!’
As bridesmaid, I pulled the doves’ cage
While they zoomed off, my eyes sensed it
Before rushing to the girl’s loo,
My gown streaked with birds’ deposit!
Everyone Poops Contest of Roy Jerden
7/30/2015
Blue Daisy
Bouquet of blue daisies combined with
Delicateness of white roses
Was chosen by future bride
Embellished with pearls and
Fine ivory lace
Thrown to bridesmaid
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Wacky Wedding
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
She walked with her dog down the aisle!
Fresh flower bouquet's - so passé
We giggled on Sues's wedding day
Sue held a quirky food bouquet!
Her canine bridesmaid made us smile
We giggled on Sue's wedding day
she walked with her dog down the aisle!
Try a Triolet Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Kim Merryman
checked with rhymezone
each line 8 syllables as per HMS
Inspired after seeing a picture of a bridal bouquet made of bacon roses!
05/22/21
Never Again a Bridesmaid
pushed for photoshoot
farm bridesmaids on haystacks~
red face lost her top
10/11/2022