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Bridal Shower Wedding Poems and Vows

Parody of Hey Diddle Diddle
Hey diddle diddle The dog did a piddle Right in front of the groom The bride’s dress was sprayed But she wasn’t dismayed … He’s a guest of the bride and the groom! 10~04~16

Ivory Bridal Shower
Juvenile bride to be is nervous Nervous in her bridal shower White ivory wedding gown Pearl and rhinestone threaded In crown tiara Waiting the day To wed with Her dear Prince 4-12-2016

Rose of White
Slowly dancing in the wind, swaying as to music Rocking like a ship at sea to the whims of air and water Her face shone bright with the tears of heaven By consorts of every shape and hue, this elegant lady stood White on white, her gown shown among those dressed in like manner Looking upward, she opened to the rising sun ~Christopher Thor Britt

Wedding Haiku I Love U
Devine bride in white floating down rose petaled aisle fountains of pleasure 01/13/2018 Contest Haiku- I love u Sponsored by James Edward Lee Sr.

Vows
When ones take a vow on the altar, They are not just making a promise, They are making a bond. They are making a shield if one gets in trouble. They are a beacon if one is in danger. They are a shoulder to lean on if one cries. They will not quit on each other, even when the chips are down. They praise one’s strengths and respect their weaknesses. They talk about problems. In other words, they are one.

Cliches
Seduced by clichés of love, We signed on for wedding doves, Being at those wedding receptions, All clichés of norms' conventions, Having a cream puff wedding day, Was an expensive way of getting laid, All clichés for the bridal industry, Trite cant and hypocrisy, BUT--the appliances outlived everyone!! Wedding gifts when once were young, On film noir weddings I ponder on, As golden years I wander on, All that phony hypocrisy, Cliches and norms of society, D.I.V.O.R.C.E. (who didn't hate going to their in-laws for tea?)

Modern Wedding Wakers
Modern Weddings Wakers My passion is poetry, To write is my special gift- created or imagined; Know marriage is not a laughing matter , Wedding is not a joke , for it can generate great laughter. It is the crux of a life of beauty; It is the quiet sounds of fulfillment.

Wedding In Cana Galilee
There was a Wedding in Cana Galilee Jesus was there The Mother of Jesus was there The Disciples were also invited The wine ran short His mother said “They ran out of wine” Jesus said to her “Woman, how does your concern affect me?” My hour has not come His mother said to the waiters “Do whatever He tells you” There were six stone water jars there Fill the jars with water Draw some and take it to the headwaiter The water became wine and they were happy

Welcome
This is a waste of thought, Things life never thought, Where is your faceless bride? Her I'd welcome inside, She'll rescue you from your rut, Here's your tea, suck that up! The faceless bride, tee hee, She'll rescue you from me, My torrid non-embrace, Welcome bride, faceless face! Something life never taught, Stop wasting my thoughts!


Book: Shattered Sighs