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Would the real Matthew scott harris please stand up


Re: ah... what better way to while away the countless leisure hours, while coronavirus (covid-

19) assails humanity across thee globe? (covid-19) assails humanity across thee globe? he

answer to that question my friend... explained within attached gobbledygook (safe at any

speed to open without latex gloves, nor face mask) courtesy --> a cross between poem and

prose, si?

Would the real “Matthew scott harris” please stand up!?Curiosity got the better part of me as

thine fingers typed Matthew Scott Harris into the google search bar lo and behold and much

to my chagrin and amusement, others with mine namesake constituted roles in various walks

of life carrying out their whiles and ways sans existence covered the realm from

administration of President Dwight David Eisenhower the celebrity circuit, where his claim to

fame and fortune as movie Producer (born in Jacksonville, Illinois) for silver screen cinematic

debut enterprise finished regal Dimension far off beaten track sans degree (from University of

Illinois) in Civil Engineering, After practicing as an engineer for several years, a decision

made to open a restaurant in Chicago with nary a harbinger. After operating popular eatery for

more than ten years, a whim directed destiny viz hit time to make movies curved renown

skyrocketed quest analogous to aligning skill sets into stratospheric isobar which exertion

pitched head stone carvers to acquire vital context where next of kin content with obituary hiz

death unexpectedly Tuesday morning, Feb. 24, 2015 of Loudonville), tomb epitaph

incorporated passion as avid outdoorsman, who loved fishing, hunting and canoeing. I aced

as supervisor with telly communication company, Telecom Towers Incorporated, yet by some

stroke of premature pronouncement, whence during funeral the coffin lid rose a jar scaring the

s**t out the backsides per mourners, where demise found sights drawn to undertake a totally

tubular career as graphic artist from Buffalo (Educated at RPI), who constantly looks for work

today tomorrow, out of necessity to pay bills, and as prodigy with numbers attained plaudits

as financial solvency whiz, and par for the course irresistibly tempted forging credentials - with

a self crafted faux pas star re: expert as a fraudulent Loan OfficerNMLS # 240801 - but

Youngblood’s hired fretful dexterous dude for extra cash tip play git tar, while police got tips

from wagging tail, and unfortunately butter field bursar ruse landed rising star into clinker sans

Cook County Inmate at age 49 CB NUMBER 19043182, when arrest occurred Tuesday,

January 13, 2015 11:53 AM, and released the next day due to first time misdemeanor plus

absent recidivist incarceration possession of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, which exposure to

magical realism, miracle whip and mystical herb set sites to become a professor Clinician of

pharmacology to help fight the so call "drug war."


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