Pope Francis vehemently expostulated (akin to a burst crackling AC/DC Earth Wind and Fire) off shore inn vestments as harried styled, swiftly tailored and sacrilegious sacristy souped up on par with barrooms frequented, engineered and donny brooked by Bridgegate Chris Christy. Sinners in the Hands of an angry God rejoiced in their lapsed liturgy while taking their Wings as a band don ment on the run to Boston, Chicago, the ghost of John Denver, Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Leeway viz zit head per the information superhighway found Cynics and naysayers (donned with digital lapis lazuli). They felt flush with supposedly being branded as twenty first century heretics, who poo pooed against bedrock of time tested faith based on immemorial Judeo-Christian outlook. Such Biblical testimony qualified as as nothing more than bar nee rubble and flinty stoned Potemkin Village of papier mache Papacy hollowed out with nothing more than agitprop to substantiate the religious rubric.
Present day periodicals whet the appetite with frequent cardinal foul incestuous lewdness. Sexual abuse floods the subterranean nada so sanctified shutterfly snapchatting instagram ming staind deep purpurple, steeped sandy beachheads awash with endless squalid tabloid scandals.
Many PetSmart pedophile victims (across thee curtained shroud) corroborate such claims as banality, gaiety, and lax morality.
BuzzFeed ding in sects add Avast stinging hostility, and flesh out excessive depravity, which fulminations spewed via geyser or gull taint fountainhead as no more chaste, pure and unsullied secular santa clauses, rebel rousing ruffians, and hells angels raisers, who luxuriate activating schismatic fractures.
The commencement sparking a Quiet Riot castigating the Church initially arose via the smart aleck spontaneous statement uttered be a Rhodes Scholar, a comment affirming, alluding, and attesting that all roads do not lead to Rome. This induced immediate humiliation and found cartographers to redraw the maps of the world wide web whereby circumlocutions routes (some incorporating intergalactic flight) attempted to force paths to circle back to the shibboleth eventually thru long and winding ways wound up at one of the seven hills of Rome.
Just to err on the side of caution AskJeeves, and Rand McNally both consulted in secret before the Holy Father departed sans the first leg of his make The Vatican Vital for Vestal Virgins global tour, which urgent proslltitizing attempted to dampen confrontational babbling of the irrational deplorable basket-cases, particularly Brioni suits vis a vis a master card dig n' wearing American commander in chief.
He dripped, exuded, and funneled a soundcloud (resembling Tyson chicken nuggets) of opprobrium squarely upon the firmament of belief, dogma, and faith, which bombastic chutzpah demagoguery, gallimaufry, and vanity.
This brazen argument challenging ethics fomented heretical insipid government, and promised this landed gentry to find himself in the twittering catbird seat every day of his underhanded swindle, where he did garnish competitors with acrimony in an effort to win the seat of Mighty Don, the omnipotent putative global capitalone gamboling man.
Extreme daily confrontation (viz zit by Avast anonymous beastie boy - Capitalone Dybbuk Earthlinked Fubar) Gmails Hotmail ilk janissary Kickstarter Culture Club) Kos zing fitful crowdsource sing frenzied Weeknd mobs Chanticleer lee Devo tad to Stone Temple Pilots) appalled the Papal Ready to dip part for the Sea son.
Pusillanimous proprietary prescriptions pacified Judas Priest. Jimmy Page opened the Doors, and led secular Doobie Brother riders in the dark against doctrinaire devout Christians. Court Marshall Tucker Band (penurious outliers linkedin with a diehard cabal faithful to King Crimson, and the Kings of Leon in an Everquest to seek cure a Cure for Moody Blues) played
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follow the leader and did as they were told in order to secure a place (for a Three Dog Night) at the Taj Mahal.
Other sundry religious offshoots majordomo found hijinks no laughing matter looming fruitful apple litigators (decrying the base effrontery, idolatry, and nationally trivialization anathema to gag orders quite reprehensible to the vaunted role as president), noting legerdemain justifiable, hubris forsakes dignity birthing zealous xmen validating Trump i.e. e pluribus unum now turn upside the head as Erebus weed rust.
Propitious propinquity promised president Trump to tout and take page from the playbook sans late Saint Tupac Shakur, and keep his posse sub billet tees of nepotism as uppermost, reasoning that keeping said ducks in row (even if by chance they just happen to be biologically related or served as figurative shoulders to stand upon to attain the sole storied seat) can only help to hinder the Democrats and help the Republicans as they seek solace from this self described super nova guiding light (actually Jefferson Airplane away up there in thee ethereal Aerospace), where next of kin prosper fed a healthy dose of nepotism.