5 Frequently Asked Questions About The Universe
5 Frequently Asked Questions About The Universe
Question 1.) Did God create the universe or is it here by chance?
Answer: God created the universe but He took a chance on people not being idiots or stupid, whichever is applicable.
Question 2.) Is the universe coming, going, shrinking or expanding?
Answer: Yes.
Question 3.) What gender is the universe?
Answer: The universe is gender neutral but you can call it Bob.
Question 4.) How many stars and planets are there in the universe?
Answer: A lot.
Question 5.) Should we question the nature of “a lot?”
Answer: No. (A lot is a place where you build your house according to your 5th. Grade teacher and in accordance with the nature of the universe at large in the lot of things. (Refer to Question and answer #4 for clarity.)
*Extra question or inquiry: Why is there no question #6 in regards to the universe?
Answer: The Creator of the universe is not the same creator of these questions. That individual is limited in their depth, pay scale, scope of knowledge and skill sets required to continue. (Confidentially, I think he is afraid of the number 6 so lets just leave it at that.)
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