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As you're reading what I've put, You are pissing on your foot

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Winston Churchhill once walked into the toilets of the House of Commons to find no room at the urinal, so he walked into one of the stalls. While in there he could hear Labour MPs saying 'now he can't even pee with the rest of us', to which he peered over the top of the stall and replied 'no it's just that if you saw something this big you would want to privatize it'.

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In France one must adapt oneself to the fragrance of a urinal.

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You smell like the splashboard of an Indian urinal during mango season.

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Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

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Like a midget in a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

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Express lane: Five beers or less

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